Hamburger Construction

Flint · 07-25-2007, 05:38 PM

This is directly out of the secret training manual that they all use:

DucksNuts · 07-25-2007, 09:11 PM

Really?

We must have a different training manual down here....ours are strategically piled so your last bite gets every friggen pickle on the burger...even if you think you have picked them out and flung them out the window.

freshnesschronic · 07-25-2007, 09:25 PM

You don't like green monsters?

Me neither, Boston suckssss.
Jk.

yesman065 · 07-25-2007, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Really?

...even if you think you have picked them out and flung them out the window.

Holy shit - I thought I was the only one - lol

Once when I was a kid, my dad was driving the car & flinging his pickles when he accidentally caught his finger on his glasses which promptly flew right out the window with the pickle - only to be run over by an 18 wheeler - man he was pissed!

fargon · 07-25-2007, 09:43 PM

I give Keryx all the pickles.

lumberjim · 07-25-2007, 10:35 PM

the taco bell burrito method of putting all of the sour cream in the last bite is in that manual too, methinks

Flint · 07-25-2007, 11:28 PM

That's exactly what I'm talkin' about. How hard is it to move your hand back and forth several inches?

Hagar · 07-26-2007, 04:20 AM

Ahh memories...

There was a pickle strategically stuck to an arty rainforest print at our local Golden Arches for the whole two years I was at college. It only disssapeared when the print did.

Then there was the pickle "drive-by-shooting" when you tried to fling as many pickles as you could on to the bodywork of your opponents' car

xoxoxoBruce · 07-26-2007, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by yesman065

Holy shit - I thought I was the only one - lol

Once when I was a kid, my dad was driving the car & flinging his pickles when he accidentally caught his finger on his glasses which promptly flew right out the window with the pickle - only to be run over by an 18 wheeler - man he was pissed!

The Anti-litter Lord works in mysterious ways.

jester · 07-26-2007, 10:25 AM

ok, this is sorta similar - but I only like ketchup & mayo on my burgers - so when I ask, I'm not saying EXTRA, just ONLY. When I take a bite - the stuff ooozes out all over the freakin place, blah.

TheMercenary · 07-26-2007, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

The Anti-litter Lord works in mysterious ways.

Technically not litter. Well ok, rapidly biodegradable litter.

Perry Winkle · 07-26-2007, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Technically not litter. Well ok, rapidly biodegradable litter.

The glasses were technically litter...

TheMercenary · 07-26-2007, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Perry Winkle

The glasses were technically litter...

Ahhhhh... yes. Thank you . I stand corrected on that aspect. I was looking at it more from the concept that the loss of the glasses was in effect some form of punishment for the "littering" of the pickles. :p

smurfalicious · 07-26-2007, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint

How hard is it to move your hand back and forth several inches?

No, that's how they put on the "special sauce"

yesman065 · 07-26-2007, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by smurfalicious

No, that's how they put on the "special sauce"

So much for me EVER having a Big Mac again - thanks smurf

07-25-2007, 05:38 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Hamburger Construction This is directly out of the secret training manual that they all use: Attached Images __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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07-25-2007, 11:28 PM	#7
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	That's exactly what I'm talkin' about. How hard is it to move your hand back and forth several inches? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

07-25-2007, 09:11 PM	#2
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Really? We must have a different training manual down here....ours are strategically piled so your last bite gets every friggen pickle on the burger...even if you think you have picked them out and flung them out the window.

07-25-2007, 09:25 PM	#3
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	You don't like green monsters? Me neither, Boston suckssss. Jk.

07-26-2007, 04:20 AM	#8
Hagar Master of the Domain Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 220	Ahh memories... There was a pickle strategically stuck to an arty rainforest print at our local Golden Arches for the whole two years I was at college. It only disssapeared when the print did. Then there was the pickle "drive-by-shooting" when you tried to fling as many pickles as you could on to the bodywork of your opponents' car

07-26-2007, 10:25 AM	#10
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	ok, this is sorta similar - but I only like ketchup & mayo on my burgers - so when I ask, I'm not saying EXTRA, just ONLY. When I take a bite - the stuff ooozes out all over the freakin place, blah.

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