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DucksNuts 12-29-2008 02:33 AM

What Confucius should of say
 
....man put man on moon, why not replace toilet roll.

Trilby 12-29-2008 08:28 AM

...man make decaf coffee that taste good, why not replace toilet roll.

lumberjim 12-29-2008 08:45 AM

man make wife give him oral, why not make her replace toilet roll?

Madman 12-29-2008 09:10 AM

man make toilet roll, why not woman replace toilet roll?

Griff 12-29-2008 09:18 AM

woman made from man's rib, why not replace toilet roll?

Shawnee123 12-29-2008 09:24 AM

"man's rib make good toilet paper holder."

Griff 12-29-2008 09:29 AM

why not, woman hold and replace roll?

lumberjim 12-29-2008 10:19 AM

flint replace woman with toilet paper roll

monster 12-29-2008 11:59 AM

man has wife to wash underwear, why need toilet roll?

Trilby 12-29-2008 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 517291)

man can have memories, why not toilet paper roll memories.

Crimson Ghost 12-30-2008 12:29 AM

man can have memories, but not remember toilet paper rolls name in morning.


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