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12-29-2008, 03:33 AM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
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What Confucius should of say
....man put man on moon, why not replace toilet roll.
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12-29-2008, 09:28 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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...man make decaf coffee that taste good, why not replace toilet roll.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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12-29-2008, 09:45 AM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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man make wife give him oral, why not make her replace toilet roll?
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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12-29-2008, 10:10 AM
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has left the building.
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man make toilet roll, why not woman replace toilet roll?
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12-29-2008, 10:18 AM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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woman made from man's rib, why not replace toilet roll?
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12-29-2008, 10:24 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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"man's rib make good toilet paper holder."
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
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12-29-2008, 10:29 AM
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still says videotape
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why not, woman hold and replace roll?
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
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12-29-2008, 11:19 AM
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I can hear my ears
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 12-29-2008 at 11:28 AM. |
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12-29-2008, 12:59 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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man has wife to wash underwear, why need toilet roll?
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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12-29-2008, 01:10 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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12-30-2008, 01:29 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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man can have memories, but not remember toilet paper rolls name in morning.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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