Hobos: How do you kill yours?
 

I favour blunt force trauma to the head m'self, followed by the theft of his super new wheelie-tent.

How bout you?

HA HA HA

Personally I like to scare them to death by driving by and shooting them with a paintball gun.

(I am so burning in hell for that)

I like to feed them, and clothe them, and give them a home. After decades of treating them nicely, I find that they usually die quite satisfactorily from cancer or heard disease or some such.

I make them read Internet message boards till their heads explode.

http://www.pictogame.com/play/game/w...qR_kill-a-hobo

http://www.killhours.com/games/136/hobo-brawl.html

I use items I get from Acme, depending on my mood. You can find your own in the catalog.

Oh god no. I thought Hobo killing was just a Bri and Shaw sick joke. I didn't realise I had stumbled inadvertently onto some interwebz memery...

That's so sick. I feel sullied. I hopped onto a bandwagon and landed in a decomposing cat. Nice.

Reminds me of Creme Eggs. Sorta.

how do you eat yours?

Thatr's what was in my mind when I posted that lol. The creme egg ad had just been on tv.

I feed them one of Radar's hot dogs.

i know it was. They still do those ads then? i couldn't find a good one on youtube, so I settled for a spoof.

Creme eggs have become widely available and reasonably priced here over the last few years. I take personal credit for it. Except that..... I can't eat them anymore... i just can't handle that much sugar. i used to buy and rat them by the dozen.... :yum:

Oh no you di'int! :lol:

Yah. Last time I had one, it set my teeth on edge. And I can happily munch an entire pack of Greek halva, or a box of super sugary indian sweets. Ain't nothing quite so sweet as the yolk of a creme egg.

I like to throw burgers at them. If the impact doesn't kill them, and they aren't crushed by the stampede of hungry hungry hobos, I figure the salt, fat, botulism, e-coli and mutant prions are a good chance to finish them off.

Or, just lock 'em in the car boot and leave 'em there.

i guess i could make him bounce on a trampoline until he fell off and hit his head....he'd have to hit his head pretty hard, though.