Nov 17, 2009: Oh Mickey, you're so fine...
 

I took a photo of this community-service exhibit at my apartment complex in Beijing. From what I was able to piece together, it was part of a population-control display (China's old one-child-per-family policy has gone away, but they still encourage people to keep the numbers semi-manageable.)

So I can understand the various condoms in the display. And I kind of understand the "adult toys"; after all, they DO ensure no unwanted pregnancies.

But can anyone explain why the organizers decided to put Mickey Mouse in there? Holding a dildo??

http://cellar.org/2009/Busy Mickey.JPG

That's a dildo? It looks like a baby bottle! :eek:

Mickey and dildos go together like Mom and apple pie.

I'd hate to see any Mom using an apple pie the same way Mickey would use a dildo.:eek:

maybe it's a douche - er. or an enema apparatus!

From the nozzle on the tip, I can see how a baby could use it. But then what's the purpose of those yellow bristles if not side-wall-scrubbing-action?

You mean like an inverse car wash?

Arghhhhhhhhh...no thanks!

"It's bristled for her pleasure."

This one time,...at band camp,...

It looks like Mickey is saying" And it was thiiiiis big...."

After Minnie discovered Goofy, she started calling Mickey "Mini Mouse," so Mickey bought the big fancy dildo to win her back.

Hey, Disney theme parks are full of rides. Why shouldn't the display have the do it yourself version?

I hate when people just post to say they saw a mistake, but this one's too important to let go. I live in Shenzhen, China, and as far as everyone here knows the rule is still in effect. The differences are that people are becoming wealthy enough that they can pay the fines so they don't care, and don't rely on government housing or jobs that they still lose if they have two kids. Farmers have always been exempt, and if a couple are both single kids then they are allowed 2. Other than that, the law still stands.

Well, I think my wife may have hit it on the head...

The first thing that drew her eyes was the Mickey Mouse, then you stop and get a better look at it and realize what it all is about. It's like HEY! THAT'S MICKEY MOU... WTF!!! Why is mickey holding a crotch rocket????????

My theory is less plausable but more interesting...

Vibrators and rubbers cost less than a trip to Disneyland with your kids.

Exactly, Chinese Tickler. ;)