Nov 17, 2009: Oh Mickey, you're so fine...

newtimer · 11-17-2009, 09:44 AM

I took a photo of this community-service exhibit at my apartment complex in Beijing. From what I was able to piece together, it was part of a population-control display (China's old one-child-per-family policy has gone away, but they still encourage people to keep the numbers semi-manageable.)

So I can understand the various condoms in the display. And I kind of understand the "adult toys"; after all, they DO ensure no unwanted pregnancies.

But can anyone explain why the organizers decided to put Mickey Mouse in there? Holding a dildo??

Shawnee123 · 11-17-2009, 09:47 AM

That's a dildo? It looks like a baby bottle!

newtimer · 11-17-2009, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

That's a dildo? It looks like a baby bottle!

From the nozzle on the tip, I can see how a baby could use it. But then what's the purpose of those yellow bristles if not side-wall-scrubbing-action?

Tawny · 11-17-2009, 11:25 AM

Mickey and dildos go together like Mom and apple pie.

Sheldonrs · 11-17-2009, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Tawny

Mickey and dildos go together like Mom and apple pie.

I'd hate to see any Mom using an apple pie the same way Mickey would use a dildo.

Cloud · 11-17-2009, 12:16 PM

maybe it's a douche - er. or an enema apparatus!

Shawnee123 · 11-17-2009, 12:25 PM

You mean like an inverse car wash?

Arghhhhhhhhh...no thanks!

Tawny · 11-17-2009, 01:36 PM

"It's bristled for her pleasure."

xoxoxoBruce · 11-18-2009, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Tawny

"It's bristled for her pleasure."

Exactly, Chinese Tickler.

WillieO · 11-17-2009, 02:35 PM

This one time,...at band camp,...

Queen of the Ryche · 11-17-2009, 03:00 PM

It looks like Mickey is saying" And it was thiiiiis big...."

TheMercenary · 11-19-2009, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Queen of the Ryche

It looks like Mickey is saying" And it was thiiiiis big...."

spudcon · 11-17-2009, 04:26 PM

After Minnie discovered Goofy, she started calling Mickey "Mini Mouse," so Mickey bought the big fancy dildo to win her back.

Elspode · 11-17-2009, 07:46 PM

Hey, Disney theme parks are full of rides. Why shouldn't the display have the do it yourself version?

Mayor of Shekou · 11-17-2009, 08:45 PM

I hate when people just post to say they saw a mistake, but this one's too important to let go. I live in Shenzhen, China, and as far as everyone here knows the rule is still in effect. The differences are that people are becoming wealthy enough that they can pay the fines so they don't care, and don't rely on government housing or jobs that they still lose if they have two kids. Farmers have always been exempt, and if a couple are both single kids then they are allowed 2. Other than that, the law still stands.

11-17-2009, 09:44 AM	#1
newtimer Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 479	Nov 17, 2009: Oh Mickey, you're so fine... I took a photo of this community-service exhibit at my apartment complex in Beijing. From what I was able to piece together, it was part of a population-control display (China's old one-child-per-family policy has gone away, but they still encourage people to keep the numbers semi-manageable.) So I can understand the various condoms in the display. And I kind of understand the "adult toys"; after all, they DO ensure no unwanted pregnancies. But can anyone explain why the organizers decided to put Mickey Mouse in there? Holding a dildo??

11-17-2009, 09:47 AM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	That's a dildo? It looks like a baby bottle! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-17-2009, 12:16 PM	#6
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	maybe it's a douche - er. or an enema apparatus! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-17-2009, 12:25 PM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You mean like an inverse car wash? Arghhhhhhhhh...no thanks! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-17-2009, 03:00 PM	#11
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	It looks like Mickey is saying" And it was thiiiiis big...." __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

11-17-2009, 11:25 AM	#4
Tawny Named After the Family Dog Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In a Howling Windy Dust Bowl Posts: 79	Mickey and dildos go together like Mom and apple pie.

11-17-2009, 01:36 PM	#8
Tawny Named After the Family Dog Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In a Howling Windy Dust Bowl Posts: 79	"It's bristled for her pleasure."

11-17-2009, 02:35 PM	#10
WillieO perfesionul spel cheker Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 70	This one time,...at band camp,...

11-17-2009, 04:26 PM	#13
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	After Minnie discovered Goofy, she started calling Mickey "Mini Mouse," so Mickey bought the big fancy dildo to win her back. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

11-17-2009, 07:46 PM	#14
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Hey, Disney theme parks are full of rides. Why shouldn't the display have the do it yourself version? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-17-2009, 08:45 PM	#15
Mayor of Shekou You can't misbehave when you stick out in a crowd Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Shekou, Shenzhen - Southern China Posts: 110	I hate when people just post to say they saw a mistake, but this one's too important to let go. I live in Shenzhen, China, and as far as everyone here knows the rule is still in effect. The differences are that people are becoming wealthy enough that they can pay the fines so they don't care, and don't rely on government housing or jobs that they still lose if they have two kids. Farmers have always been exempt, and if a couple are both single kids then they are allowed 2. Other than that, the law still stands.

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