question for the ladies
 

i'm just going to throw this out here and ask. maybe i'm doing something wrong. this might be why i'm single i don't know. ok, here it is:

how important is kunilexus (kunnileexes? or however you freaking spell it?) to you in your relationship?

damn whipper snapper can't spell. cunnilingus. oh, and btw, it does help if you can touch the tip of your nose with your tongue! :blush:

HAGGIS!

I very mcuh enjoy a Cunning Linguist. then again, I was an english major.

I've never met too many women who don't like it, but I don't think i've ever met anyone who'd end a relationship over it.

I've met a lot of women who think is it disgusting. But then they also think giving a blowjob is disgusting. And don't really like sex much. And the sad thing is, they probably get more of it a year than I do, because they're better at relationships.

I love a bit of oral - giving and receiving.
I see it as foreplay if I'm receiving. It's a long slog for my partner otherwise, and I'd rather have an orgasm during sex. But I'm happy to take fellatio to its natural conclusion. And swallow ;)

Sarge, all I can offer is the advice of Sam Kinison.

Lick the alphabet.

You'll do fine.

Lord, ya'll have such filthy minds!!! I was asking whether I should buy a car from Kuni Lexus to woo a lady. They seem to have good deals and I have a friend near by. Bunch of perverts

http://www.kunilexusoflittleton.com/Splash

You are a very naughty boy!

Maybe you're still single because of jokes like this. ;) You're lucky that we cellar women have a good sense of humour.

i know i torment ya'll, but only because i like you

Fixed that for you, Sarge!

Don't go blaming us for assuming all military men type like zippyt.

one handed?

and in the dark