question for the ladies

Big Sarge · 05-07-2011, 11:13 PM

i'm just going to throw this out here and ask. maybe i'm doing something wrong. this might be why i'm single i don't know. ok, here it is:

how important is kunilexus (kunnileexes? or however you freaking spell it?) to you in your relationship?

plthijinx · 05-08-2011, 02:42 AM

damn whipper snapper can't spell. cunnilingus. oh, and btw, it does help if you can touch the tip of your nose with your tongue!

limey · 05-08-2011, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx

damn whipper snapper can't spell. cunnilingus. oh, and btw, it does help if you can touch the tip of your nose with your tongue!

HAGGIS!

Trilby · 05-08-2011, 06:23 AM

I very mcuh enjoy a Cunning Linguist. then again, I was an english major.

Aliantha · 05-08-2011, 06:39 AM

I've never met too many women who don't like it, but I don't think i've ever met anyone who'd end a relationship over it.

Sundae · 05-08-2011, 10:09 AM

I've met a lot of women who think is it disgusting. But then they also think giving a blowjob is disgusting. And don't really like sex much. And the sad thing is, they probably get more of it a year than I do, because they're better at relationships.

I love a bit of oral - giving and receiving.
I see it as foreplay if I'm receiving. It's a long slog for my partner otherwise, and I'd rather have an orgasm during sex. But I'm happy to take fellatio to its natural conclusion. And swallow

wolf · 05-08-2011, 10:18 AM

Sarge, all I can offer is the advice of Sam Kinison.

Lick the alphabet.

You'll do fine.

Big Sarge · 05-09-2011, 08:07 AM

Lord, ya'll have such filthy minds!!! I was asking whether I should buy a car from Kuni Lexus to woo a lady. They seem to have good deals and I have a friend near by. Bunch of perverts

http://www.kunilexusoflittleton.com/Splash

Sundae · 05-09-2011, 08:14 AM

You are a very naughty boy!

Tulip · 05-09-2011, 11:17 AM

Maybe you're still single because of jokes like this.

You're lucky that we cellar women have a good sense of humour.

Big Sarge · 05-09-2011, 12:24 PM

i know i torment ya'll, but only because i like you

SamIam · 05-09-2011, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

i know i torment ya'll, but only because i lick you

Fixed that for you, Sarge!

wolf · 05-09-2011, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Lord, ya'll have such filthy minds!!! I was asking whether I should buy a car from Kuni Lexus to woo a lady. They seem to have good deals and I have a friend near by. Bunch of perverts

http://www.kunilexusoflittleton.com/Splash

Don't go blaming us for assuming all military men type like zippyt.

lookout123 · 05-09-2011, 02:44 PM

one handed?

DanaC · 05-09-2011, 04:34 PM

and in the dark

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05-07-2011, 11:13 PM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	question for the ladies i'm just going to throw this out here and ask. maybe i'm doing something wrong. this might be why i'm single i don't know. ok, here it is: how important is kunilexus (kunnileexes? or however you freaking spell it?) to you in your relationship? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-08-2011, 02:42 AM	#2
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	damn whipper snapper can't spell. cunnilingus. oh, and btw, it does help if you can touch the tip of your nose with your tongue! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

05-08-2011, 06:23 AM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I very mcuh enjoy a Cunning Linguist. then again, I was an english major. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-08-2011, 06:39 AM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I've never met too many women who don't like it, but I don't think i've ever met anyone who'd end a relationship over it. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-08-2011, 10:09 AM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I've met a lot of women who think is it disgusting. But then they also think giving a blowjob is disgusting. And don't really like sex much. And the sad thing is, they probably get more of it a year than I do, because they're better at relationships. I love a bit of oral - giving and receiving. I see it as foreplay if I'm receiving. It's a long slog for my partner otherwise, and I'd rather have an orgasm during sex. But I'm happy to take fellatio to its natural conclusion. And swallow __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-08-2011, 10:18 AM	#7
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Sarge, all I can offer is the advice of Sam Kinison. Lick the alphabet. You'll do fine. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-09-2011, 08:07 AM	#8
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Lord, ya'll have such filthy minds!!! I was asking whether I should buy a car from Kuni Lexus to woo a lady. They seem to have good deals and I have a friend near by. Bunch of perverts http://www.kunilexusoflittleton.com/Splash __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-09-2011, 08:14 AM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You are a very naughty boy! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-09-2011, 11:17 AM	#10
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	Maybe you're still single because of jokes like this. You're lucky that we cellar women have a good sense of humour.

05-09-2011, 12:24 PM	#11
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	i know i torment ya'll, but only because i like you __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-09-2011, 02:44 PM	#14
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	one handed? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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