So, Like, I got Hired ...
 

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=24897

yeah. really.

I was out having lunch with the girlfriends. We went to a new tea house, since our special one got run into the ground and went out of business because the new owner was a complete idiot.

Now, there are certain rules for being in a teahouse, and not disrupting the tranquility with a cellphone is one of them.

So my phone was shushed and in my pocket.

Just after the soup and savory the phone started ringing. I decided to check out who it was and just put it away.

OMGOMGOMG, I know that phone number. It's the place where I've been interviewing ...

I'll cut the suspense here.

I'm hired.

Well, pending the results of a couple of tests, one of which the teahouse helped me "study" for. I had two pots of tea and some extra water.

Assuming the test comes back negative (it will, trust me), I'll start with the next orientation class.

Well, I hope it will.

There were poppyseeds in the salad dressing. The pee-lady assured me that wouldn't be an issue, though.

WORD.


congrats, babe!

Thank you, my dear!

Good luck to everyone else who is doing the same kind of searching!

Good stuff wolf. :)

OUTSTANDING, Red Team, outstanding! Get you a case of beer for that one.

:jig:

That is the freaking awesomest. I'm so happy for you!

OK that was a bad idea! You just gave them a sample of water.

At better labs, dilution requires a re-test. At worse labs, I don't know if they find it.

I knew a guy who swears he was marked as having failed due to dilution, but I don't believe him. But this may be important: remember, if they try to fail you due to dilution, jump up and down and threaten legal activity at the top of your voice. That will be your only recourse.

Accurately answering test-takers is not her job. It can definitely be an issue. Snopes agrees.

So: at the end of the day, you may be lucky enough to have actually diluted yourself out of a false positive.

Trust you, no! If you want to know how to pass a drug screen, ask someone who does drugs!

Because there are a few ways to guarantee passing a drug screen.

But not doing drugs is not one of them.

Playtime's over! Back to work!

Even the cheap tests screen for the presence of urine in the urine.

I've been handed a lot of cups of water over the years. I know how that trick is done.

I was impressed by the procedures at the place. Clever, they are.

hurraaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Well done, so happy for you :)

OMG Fabulous news! I cannot understand how you've not been snapped up long ago! X


Sent by thought transference

:jig:

VERY happy about this.

I hope our other unemployed and underemployed folks have similar progress soon.

so certain are you. always with you it cannot be done.

Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank God, I was really jonesing for some new Really Cool/Really Suck stories.