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Forum: Cellar Meta 08-05-2013, 01:56 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 7,511
Posted By ZenGum
I have left The Cellar

Years ago, I joined this band of good-hearted oddballs.

I am now leaving.

A long time ago, there was a funny thread and, thinking she would be amused by the humour, I shared it with my mother....
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 08-01-2013, 06:12 AM
Replies: 642
Views: 179,474
Posted By ZenGum
Definitely not an Australian fish. Keen anglers...

Definitely not an Australian fish. Keen anglers tried to introduce them, but they kept getting wiped out by the native fish. True story, I swear. ;)
Forum: Technology 07-31-2013, 11:44 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 5,897
Posted By ZenGum
First, make a hole in the box ...

First, make a hole in the box ...
Forum: Current Events 07-31-2013, 07:24 PM
Replies: 4,233
Views: 1,807,589
Posted By ZenGum
France has the gayest looking homophobes evah. ...

France has the gayest looking homophobes evah. Check the pictures:

http://americablog.com/2013/07/frances-gayest-homophobes-strike-again.html



If these fellers were any further in the...
Forum: Parenting 07-31-2013, 09:13 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 16,231
Posted By ZenGum
Actually, it's about the critical thinking you...

Actually, it's about the critical thinking you learn.

Glatt rightly said you do networking there, but wrongly inferred it is "all about" the networking.

Ali rightly noted that you can...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 07-31-2013, 07:55 AM
Replies: 1,720
Views: 636,813
Posted By ZenGum
Hang on. Okay, now I'm confused. I took...

Hang on.

Okay, now I'm confused.

I took a screenshot, pasted into paint, selected the desired area, saved that as a new jpeg file, posted it here ... and now the picture no longer fits on my...
Forum: Image of the Day 07-31-2013, 05:15 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 5,560
Posted By ZenGum
Those filaments look like they would catch...

Those filaments look like they would catch plankton. So I'm guessing some kind of starfishy thingy.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 07-31-2013, 05:11 AM
Replies: 1,720
Views: 636,813
Posted By ZenGum
I just googled "ashamed puppy". This was a...

I just googled "ashamed puppy". This was a little down the screen.


Make sure you scroll to see it all, this dog has comic timing. I swear this was a real screenshot.
Forum: Nothingland 07-31-2013, 05:04 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 6,215
Posted By ZenGum
Sorry puppy is sorry: 45002 I have...

Sorry puppy is sorry:

45002


I have poor impulse control. :D
Forum: Current Events 07-31-2013, 03:29 AM
Replies: 344
Views: 90,091
Posted By ZenGum
That was TW in the Zimmerman Vs Martin Thread: ...

That was TW in the Zimmerman Vs Martin Thread:

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=29213&page=9

Sexo is being a bit of a dick lately, generally. I hope this partial conviction cheers him up.
Forum: Nothingland 07-31-2013, 12:32 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 6,215
Posted By ZenGum
Yeah I think so. Now there's going to be...

Yeah I think so.


Now there's going to be an ovary action.
Forum: Nothingland 07-31-2013, 12:00 AM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,742,616
Posted By ZenGum
I'm pretty sure Bruce can take the piss, too. ;)...

I'm pretty sure Bruce can take the piss, too. ;)

The upsetting you thread is not usually this amusing.
Forum: Nothingland 07-30-2013, 11:56 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 6,215
Posted By ZenGum
Elizabeth has emotional attachments to these...

Elizabeth has emotional attachments to these creatures. That's what they're "for".

Or, plan B .... get (or borrow) a rooster. Let him strut around acting all, well, cocky, for a week or two, see...
Forum: Parenting 07-30-2013, 11:52 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 16,231
Posted By ZenGum
Seriously, would it make sense to aim for the...

Seriously, would it make sense to aim for the one(s) with the best swimming and water polo programs? That *might* take her to the Olympics or suchlike, and she'd still be getting a degree as...
Forum: Nothingland 07-30-2013, 10:12 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 6,215
Posted By ZenGum
If these were purely productive animals, soup...

If these were purely productive animals, soup would make sense. But they're not, they're also pets, and I think that keeping them as pets and letting them be themselves, whatever they want to be...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 07-30-2013, 07:40 PM
Replies: 12,862
Views: 6,312,930
Posted By ZenGum
Still in Israel, here http://imgur.com/a/0kNav...

Still in Israel, here http://imgur.com/a/0kNav are pictures of an abandoned strip club.

Err, an abandoned underwater strip club.
Forum: Home Base 07-30-2013, 07:15 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 14,134
Posted By ZenGum
Heh, in highschool I had one of those key-finder...

Heh, in highschool I had one of those key-finder things where you whistle and it goes beepbeepbeep. It was fine, until I was in music class with the kids with the flutes. :lol:
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 07-30-2013, 07:06 PM
Replies: 1,720
Views: 636,813
Posted By ZenGum
Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 07-30-2013, 07:01 PM
Replies: 12,862
Views: 6,312,930
Posted By ZenGum
You left a Jew on a cross? Here's a left cross...

You left a Jew on a cross?
Here's a left cross on your jaw ...


Well, what did you expect, it's open mic night. Up next is Dave from accounting!
Forum: Cellar Meta 07-30-2013, 06:56 PM
Replies: 446
Views: 118,284
Posted By ZenGum
Well, you are a babe, and are often in the woods.

Well, you are a babe, and are often in the woods.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 07-30-2013, 06:55 PM
Replies: 2,034
Views: 692,940
Posted By ZenGum
Okay, who opened up the portal to another...

Okay, who opened up the portal to another dimension? Own up now. Wolf, was that you?
Forum: Nothingland 07-30-2013, 06:46 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,742,616
Posted By ZenGum
For real?? Well, I understand phasing out...

For real??

Well, I understand phasing out "Indian style", but what's wrong with "cross-legged"? Why not "lotus position". (Hm, actually, I can see why not, because yoga = SATANISM ... In some...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 07-30-2013, 07:29 AM
Replies: 4,181
Views: 1,453,245
Posted By ZenGum
He somewhat over represented his academic...

He somewhat over represented his academic qualifications. His PhD is in contemporary sociology of Islam, not history of religions. There were other embellishments.
Forum: Current Events 07-29-2013, 07:50 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 8,080
Posted By ZenGum
Although I'm not sure how much I trust this...

Although I'm not sure how much I trust this source:

http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=44556
Forum: Nothingland 07-29-2013, 07:30 PM
Replies: 11,270
Views: 3,742,616
Posted By ZenGum
:eyebrow: :lol:

:eyebrow: :lol:
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