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More research is needed...I volunteer to become the first official Superfluous Nipple Inspector General, Female Division. We could justify the creation of this post by citing that the dangerous uber-criminal Scaramanga, aka "The Man with the Golden Gun", had a third nipple, and look how nasty he was!
I think a starting salary of $325k annually, a government vehicle and a private jet at my disposal will allow me to get a good start on this important and vital security project. I think I'll start in the Virgin Islands...the US Virgin Islands, of course.
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog
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