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Elspode · 11-10-2004, 10:58 PM

More research is needed...I volunteer to become the first official Superfluous Nipple Inspector General, Female Division. We could justify the creation of this post by citing that the dangerous uber-criminal Scaramanga, aka "The Man with the Golden Gun", had a third nipple, and look how nasty he was!

I think a starting salary of $325k annually, a government vehicle and a private jet at my disposal will allow me to get a good start on this important and vital security project. I think I'll start in the Virgin Islands...the US Virgin Islands, of course.

11-10-2004, 10:58 PM	#12
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	More research is needed...I volunteer to become the first official Superfluous Nipple Inspector General, Female Division. We could justify the creation of this post by citing that the dangerous uber-criminal Scaramanga, aka "The Man with the Golden Gun", had a third nipple, and look how nasty he was! I think a starting salary of $325k annually, a government vehicle and a private jet at my disposal will allow me to get a good start on this important and vital security project. I think I'll start in the Virgin Islands...the US Virgin Islands, of course. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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