All these comparisons to hotdogs, frankfurts, and buns... obviously the physical nature of the tools may resemble these items, but if you are gonna talk about what to do with em, making coffee is a much better example...
Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly.
You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.
So who wants some coffee?
