What are the bad things you want? - Page 8

Shocker · 05-24-2006, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

If all he's got is a lil frankfurt, I don't want him.

Hasn't anyone ever told you that it's not the size of the frankfurt that's important, but how it gets put it in the bun?

Cheyenne · 05-24-2006, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Shocker

Hasn't anyone ever told you that it's not the size of the frankfurt that's important, but how it gets put it in the bun?

what a crock of bologne. only those with small franks believe such a statement.

Shocker · 05-24-2006, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Cheyenne

what a crock of bologne. only those with small franks believe such a statement.

Well I was just trying to make a funny, but it seems I failed miserably at that.

I guess it's a good thing I don't have a small frank then.

SteveDallas · 05-24-2006, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Cheyenne

what a crock of bologne. only those with small franks believe such a statement.

But what about putting it in the buns? That part is OK, right?

Trilby · 05-24-2006, 03:51 PM

Actually, I have been known to bless and kiss and love on a lil frankfurt...more than he was worth, to tell the truth. I've been BURNED by a lil frankfurt.

Flint · 05-24-2006, 03:56 PM

Money.

Kagen4o4 · 05-24-2006, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Shocker

Hasn't anyone ever told you that it's not the size of the frankfurt that's important, but how it gets put it in the bun?

no, its how well you can lick then bun to make the bun kick you off the end of the bed, crawl into a ball, struggle to breath and jerk violently at the slightest touch for the next 20min.

Spexxvet · 05-24-2006, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

no, its how well you can lick then bun to make the bun kick you off the end of the bed, crawl into a ball, struggle to breath and jerk violently at the slightest touch for the next 20min.

That's right. It's not how big the frankfurter is, it's how long and how well you lick the taco. Oh, and how many battery operated devices you use, and how creative you can be.

And, boys and girls, never forget the third finger.

I am a sex god - in my dreams. Well, in the wet ones, anyway.

Cheyenne · 05-24-2006, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shocker

Well I was just trying to make a funny, but it seems I failed miserably at that.

I guess it's a good thing I don't have a small frank then.

i knowz ya wuz :p

and ayup, good thang. *takes a peek at shocks package*

Ibby · 05-25-2006, 01:18 AM

Wow.

Just, wow.

Sun_Sparkz · 05-25-2006, 06:01 AM

small frankfurt over here anyday! those big ones are more trouble than they are worth.

a nice sized bun and a moderate to small sized frankfert is very satisfying thank you very much. Oh, and the smaller the frankie - the more times your can put it into the bun without the bun, eh, breaking in half.

Dont forget the sauce!!!

Ibby · 05-25-2006, 10:24 AM

The best part is eating it, though... what good's a bun OR a hot dog if you dont put it in your mouth?

Shocker · 05-27-2006, 01:17 PM

All these comparisons to hotdogs, frankfurts, and buns... obviously the physical nature of the tools may resemble these items, but if you are gonna talk about what to do with em, making coffee is a much better example...

Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly.

You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

So who wants some coffee?

Kagen4o4 · 05-27-2006, 11:42 PM

making love is like watching an old broken tv. you turn its knobs and if that doesnt work you slap it around a bit. if its not satisfying you have to keep getting up and moving around for whats going on to make any sense. and the only way to really enjoy it is to put on a video.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-28-2006, 08:57 AM

Gee Kagen, I never realized you are such a romantic.

05-24-2006, 03:51 PM	#110
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Actually, I have been known to bless and kiss and love on a lil frankfurt...more than he was worth, to tell the truth. I've been BURNED by a lil frankfurt. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-24-2006, 03:56 PM	#111
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05-25-2006, 01:18 AM	#115
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Wow. Just, wow. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

05-25-2006, 06:01 AM	#116
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	small frankfurt over here anyday! those big ones are more trouble than they are worth. a nice sized bun and a moderate to small sized frankfert is very satisfying thank you very much. Oh, and the smaller the frankie - the more times your can put it into the bun without the bun, eh, breaking in half. Dont forget the sauce!!! __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

05-25-2006, 10:24 AM	#117
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	The best part is eating it, though... what good's a bun OR a hot dog if you dont put it in your mouth? __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

05-27-2006, 01:17 PM	#118
Shocker Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Your Mom's house Posts: 378	All these comparisons to hotdogs, frankfurts, and buns... obviously the physical nature of the tools may resemble these items, but if you are gonna talk about what to do with em, making coffee is a much better example... Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. So who wants some coffee? __________________ “I live only for posterity. Death is nothing, but to live defeated and without glory is to die everyday." - Napolean Bonaparte

05-27-2006, 11:42 PM	#119
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	making love is like watching an old broken tv. you turn its knobs and if that doesnt work you slap it around a bit. if its not satisfying you have to keep getting up and moving around for whats going on to make any sense. and the only way to really enjoy it is to put on a video. __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-28-2006, 08:57 AM	#120
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Gee Kagen, I never realized you are such a romantic. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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