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Old 06-22-2006, 01:33 AM   #140
skysidhe
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Originally Posted by AlternateGray
Let's see... a divorce, and a harem. A quiet, over-libidinous harem... full of physicists... gorgeous ones, who double as bodyguards, with handguns in thigh holsters and miniskirts so short, they could carry a change of clothes in a matchbox... To protect me and my billions of dollars earned through gun-running and arms dealing. That's a start. Oh yeah, and I want my own religion, one that comes with promiscuous 21-year old norwegian altar-girls.


good. very good


...... I mean bad...yeah very bad.....


I can't think of the bad things I want.



oh yeah, how about living in a harem with pink fuzzy toliet seat covers. Lingerie for every occassion and the right to choose.


or how about being immortal. That's immortal not immoral. :p
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