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Old 06-22-2006, 01:33 AM   #1
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Let's see... a divorce, and a harem. A quiet, over-libidinous harem... full of physicists... gorgeous ones, who double as bodyguards, with handguns in thigh holsters and miniskirts so short, they could carry a change of clothes in a matchbox... To protect me and my billions of dollars earned through gun-running and arms dealing. That's a start. Oh yeah, and I want my own religion, one that comes with promiscuous 21-year old norwegian altar-girls.


good. very good


...... I mean bad...yeah very bad.....


I can't think of the bad things I want.



oh yeah, how about living in a harem with pink fuzzy toliet seat covers. Lingerie for every occassion and the right to choose.


or how about being immortal. That's immortal not immoral. :p
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Old 06-22-2006, 03:35 AM   #2
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I can't think of the bad things I want.
Hmmm.... An untarnished soul... someone needs to get to work on this one, quick.

It'll take time, but I think I could set you up with an addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden. Just let me know when you're ready.
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Old 06-22-2006, 05:29 AM   #3
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Sure, "addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden" are easy.
Proving these are "bad" things is the hard part.
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:33 AM   #4
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Hmmm.... An untarnished soul... someone needs to get to work on this one, quick.

It'll take time, but I think I could set you up with an addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden. Just let me know when you're ready.
Include greed and you've got a republican.
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:44 AM   #5
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Hmmm.... An untarnished soul... someone needs to get to work on this one, quick.

It'll take time, but I think I could set you up with an addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden. Just let me know when you're ready.
whoo hoo , see? I knew a thread like this would pay off.



I was like so ready yesterday! 'cause I already have have the overall penchant I am just too pooped to pop but do
have to work on it for real. My root chankra says so.
( see other thread lol)





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Sure, "addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden" are easy.
Proving these are "bad" things is the hard part.
exactly. .....I should have used 'addiction of your choice' and 'diviant fetishes' as my catch line instead of the word bad. It's not like we want to rob a bank or something.huh



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i want a dollar for everytime xoB says ""
I want to be like kagen. That would be a bad thing. I'd be witty but I'd also have to shave. Nah. I'll just stay lame.

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Old 06-22-2006, 10:06 AM   #6
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[quote=skysidhe] It's not like we want to rob a bank or something.huh;QUOTE]

Umm... Noooo. Of course not. Never.

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