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Old 08-04-2008, 09:07 AM   #29
TheMercenary
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
 
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Originally Posted by ZenGum View Post
I went for the lion. It'd glamorous in a way and implies you've been doing something interesting and adventurous. Or incredibly stupid, like climbing into the lion pen at the zoo to retrieve your camera.
At least I'd be giving a good meal to a charismatic animal as I went, it shouldn't take terribly long, and it would be a great story for the family to tell the future generations ... "now old uncle Zengum, colourful chap he was, got eaten by lions while up to some kind of neo-colonial hijinks in Africa somewhere, overthrowing Mugabe or something..."
Always so altruistic. ZenGum, the gift that keeps on giving.
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