How would you rather die?

ZenGum · 08-03-2008, 08:06 AM

I went for the lion. It'd glamorous in a way and implies you've been doing something interesting and adventurous. Or incredibly stupid, like climbing into the lion pen at the zoo to retrieve your camera.
At least I'd be giving a good meal to a charismatic animal as I went, it shouldn't take terribly long, and it would be a great story for the family to tell the future generations ... "now old uncle Zengum, colourful chap he was, got eaten by lions while up to some kind of neo-colonial hijinks in Africa somewhere, overthrowing Mugabe or something..."

TheMercenary · 08-04-2008, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

I went for the lion. It'd glamorous in a way and implies you've been doing something interesting and adventurous. Or incredibly stupid, like climbing into the lion pen at the zoo to retrieve your camera.
At least I'd be giving a good meal to a charismatic animal as I went, it shouldn't take terribly long, and it would be a great story for the family to tell the future generations ... "now old uncle Zengum, colourful chap he was, got eaten by lions while up to some kind of neo-colonial hijinks in Africa somewhere, overthrowing Mugabe or something..."

Always so altruistic. ZenGum, the gift that keeps on giving.

View Poll Results: How would you rather die?
Eaten alive by a shark	4	11.11%
Eaten alive by a lion	4	11.11%
Bit by a rattlesnake	8	22.22%
Pihrrahas devouring you	4	11.11%
Burnt at the stake	1	2.78%
Slowly wasting away with a disease	8	22.22%
Pack of Wolves chasing you down	7	19.44%
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08-03-2008, 08:06 AM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I went for the lion. It'd glamorous in a way and implies you've been doing something interesting and adventurous. Or incredibly stupid, like climbing into the lion pen at the zoo to retrieve your camera. At least I'd be giving a good meal to a charismatic animal as I went, it shouldn't take terribly long, and it would be a great story for the family to tell the future generations ... "now old uncle Zengum, colourful chap he was, got eaten by lions while up to some kind of neo-colonial hijinks in Africa somewhere, overthrowing Mugabe or something..." __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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