Some lady sitting on the toilet in one of the college bathrooms (making tinkle noises) while calling the college whose shitter she was assaulting, asking about parking and credits (didn't even sound like for her, like for a grandson or something)...and she sat there for a long time, then hung up and tinkled longer.
Took me a while to get out of there as I passively-aggressively flushed my toilet (without having even used it) over and over and over.
How fucking gross do people need to be?
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