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Old 10-26-2010, 03:49 PM   #1
Shawnee123
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Some lady sitting on the toilet in one of the college bathrooms (making tinkle noises) while calling the college whose shitter she was assaulting, asking about parking and credits (didn't even sound like for her, like for a grandson or something)...and she sat there for a long time, then hung up and tinkled longer.

Took me a while to get out of there as I passively-aggressively flushed my toilet (without having even used it) over and over and over.

How fucking gross do people need to be?
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Old 10-26-2010, 05:27 PM   #2
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Some lady sitting on the toilet in one of the college bathrooms (making tinkle noises) while calling the college whose shitter she was assaulting, asking about parking and credits (didn't even sound like for her, like for a grandson or something
Wouldn't it be great if she asked for financial aid information, and you just told her?
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Old 10-26-2010, 06:29 PM   #3
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Wouldn't it be great if she asked for financial aid information, and you just told her?


That so crossed my mind. I was waiting for a FA question.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I don't have access to the system from here to tell me if you are on the list of those with whom I'm allowed to speak. Plus, please don't hand me your ID."
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