Icognito

[jester]

Incognito – I like to use that word when I have done something, that maybe I’m not proud of or when I do something that typically is “out of character” for me. This is one small example – please, people feel free to use this as an “outlet” for those times.

Typically, I drive with the sunroof open – it’s one of those things, I like. So, as it happens on this one particular day, that the sunroof was open, I also had left a tube of “Burts Bees” Chap Stick sitting in the cup holder. As my car sits in the hot sun during work, I leave the windows open. Where I work, no one is going to steal my car – I see it outside of my window. Anyway, I go out to the car to get something for lunch. As I’m pulling out of the parking lot – I decide that I need to put on Chap Stick. So, being incognito, I pull the lid off – and “SPLAT” there goes the “stuff” all over the freakin car. Now, how this is possible, but the crap dries almost instantly. I dare not describe exactly what it looks like now that it’s all over everything. And it smears like crazy trying to wipe it up. I should have known what was going to happen and would have avoided this however….
Yes, I know this is not a huge “incognito” thing, but right now it’s the only thing I’m willing to admit to.