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<a href="http://fredericksburg.com/News/FLS/2005/032005/03242005/1710678/printer_friendly">Man charged with ambulance theft</a> (fredericksburg.com)

Summary:
<i>A homeless man was charged yesterday with stealing an ambulance that had just taken him to Mary Washington Hospital and crashing it minutes later.

Officers caught up with the man, who is accused of trying to run away from the accident scene on the U.S. 1 Bypass, and sent him back to the hospital in another ambulance, Fredericksburg police spokesman Jim Shelhorse said. </i>

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