The Naked Move

[Mrs. Parker]

I coined this "phrase" or "move" after hearing several stories of the "naked move" in action. The scenario is as follows:

1. Female on a date with someone she has not had sex with
2. Usually a first or second date with someone the woman does not know well
3. She leaves the room to go to the bathroom, prepare drinks, etc., and returns to find the man completely naked waiting for her in the room.

What happens next according to different women is an interesting topic I'll have to write about later. (But no, not pornographic)

The stories related to me first hand featured the men sitting on the couch nude, propped in a doorway nude, sitting on a bed nude, etc.

Has any of you either heard of this, experienced this, or done this?