Littering and......

lumberjim · 06-07-2006, 01:58 PM

Littering and.......

Littering and........

Littering and.......

Littering and.........

lumberjim · 06-07-2006, 02:00 PM

what?!

smoking the reefer!

Super Troopers. If you haven't seen it, go buy the dvd. Yes, I said BUY it. you'll want to rewatch it.

Ibby · 06-07-2006, 02:14 PM

Starship Troopers > Super Troopers.

dar512 · 06-07-2006, 03:33 PM

This is your brain on drugs.

This thread can be a useful tool to show kids just what can happen when you're under the influence.

KinkyVixen · 06-07-2006, 07:37 PM

Larry Johnson "Uh, sorry about that."
State Trooper (Foster) "Alright, meow, hand over your license and registration. Your registration? Hurry up meow."
Larry Johnson: "Sorry."
Foster: "There something funny here, boy?"
Larry Johnson: "No, no, no."
Foster: "Well, then, why you laughing, Mr. Larry Johnson? Alright meow, where were we?"
Larry Johnson: "I'm sorry, are you saying meow?"
Foster: "Am I saying meow?"
Larry Johnson: "I-I-I thought--"
Foster: "Don't think, boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going? Meow, what is so damn funny?"
Larry Johnson: "I could have sworn you said meow."
Foster: "Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumping around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?"
Larry Johnson: "No, no."
Foster: "Am I drinking milk from a saucer?"
Larry Johnson: "No."
Foster: "Well, do you see me eating mice?"
Larry Johnson: "Now, you stop laughing right meow."
Foster: "Yes, sir."
Larry Johnson: "Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one."
Foster: "But--"
Larry Johnson: "No buts meow. That's the law. It's not so funny meow, is it?"

lumberjim · 06-07-2006, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512

This is your brain on drugs.

This thread can be a useful tool to show kids just what can happen when you're under the influence.

chicken fucker!

your post can be a useful tool to remind everyone that the stick up your ass has a stick up it's ass.

wolf · 06-08-2006, 12:53 AM

That's a $200 fine for littering, double if you weren't wearing your seatbelt.

Oh, and you have to spend time on the Group W bench.

Ibby · 06-08-2006, 06:39 AM

FOIUWRVFQWFRUYGQWR OFUYSERLVGAWRFYWQERO ARLO GUTHRIE! /spaz

dar512 · 06-08-2006, 12:57 PM

Be real LJ. That post was just bizarre. Like twilight zone bizarre.

And I never touched that chicken. Besides she's not my type.

lumberjim · 06-08-2006, 03:32 PM

dar, had it not occurred to you that it might make sense if you'd seen the movie? 'sides, it was like 2 or 3 in the afternoon on a wednesday. i have kids. i'm not smokin the reefer in the middle of the day. gawd.

KinkyVixen · 06-08-2006, 03:48 PM

So what are you saying? People that smoke the ganja in the middle of the day have something wrong with them?!?!?

lumberjim · 06-08-2006, 05:16 PM

nope.

KinkyVixen · 06-08-2006, 05:23 PM

That sounds nice LJ. Is it 4:20 where you are?

xoxoxoBruce · 06-08-2006, 07:44 PM

lumberjim · 06-08-2006, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KinkyVixen

That sounds nice LJ. Is it 4:20 where you are?

it's always 4:20 somewhere.......

....actually, now that i think about it......that's not really true, is it? well.....4:20 is never more than an hour away, and ...oh nevermind ....

....EEEEEEER!

06-07-2006, 01:58 PM	#1
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06-07-2006, 02:00 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	what?! smoking the reefer! Super Troopers. If you haven't seen it, go buy the dvd. Yes, I said BUY it. you'll want to rewatch it. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-07-2006, 02:14 PM	#3
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Starship Troopers > Super Troopers. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

06-07-2006, 03:33 PM	#4
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	This is your brain on drugs. This thread can be a useful tool to show kids just what can happen when you're under the influence. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

06-07-2006, 07:37 PM	#5
KinkyVixen Marching In! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 580	Larry Johnson "Uh, sorry about that." State Trooper (Foster) "Alright, meow, hand over your license and registration. Your registration? Hurry up meow." Larry Johnson: "Sorry." Foster: "There something funny here, boy?" Larry Johnson: "No, no, no." Foster: "Well, then, why you laughing, Mr. Larry Johnson? Alright meow, where were we?" Larry Johnson: "I'm sorry, are you saying meow?" Foster: "Am I saying meow?" Larry Johnson: "I-I-I thought--" Foster: "Don't think, boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going? Meow, what is so damn funny?" Larry Johnson: "I could have sworn you said meow." Foster: "Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumping around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?" Larry Johnson: "No, no." Foster: "Am I drinking milk from a saucer?" Larry Johnson: "No." Foster: "Well, do you see me eating mice?" Larry Johnson: "Now, you stop laughing right meow." Foster: "Yes, sir." Larry Johnson: "Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one." Foster: "But--" Larry Johnson: "No buts meow. That's the law. It's not so funny meow, is it?" __________________ "Smile before bed.You'll sleep better."

06-08-2006, 12:53 AM	#7
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	That's a $200 fine for littering, double if you weren't wearing your seatbelt. Oh, and you have to spend time on the Group W bench. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-08-2006, 06:39 AM	#8
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	FOIUWRVFQWFRUYGQWR OFUYSERLVGAWRFYWQERO ARLO GUTHRIE! /spaz __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

06-08-2006, 12:57 PM	#9
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Be real LJ. That post was just bizarre. Like twilight zone bizarre. And I never touched that chicken. Besides she's not my type. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

06-08-2006, 03:32 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	dar, had it not occurred to you that it might make sense if you'd seen the movie? 'sides, it was like 2 or 3 in the afternoon on a wednesday. i have kids. i'm not smokin the reefer in the middle of the day. gawd. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-08-2006, 03:48 PM	#11
KinkyVixen Marching In! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 580	So what are you saying? People that smoke the ganja in the middle of the day have something wrong with them?!?!? __________________ "Smile before bed.You'll sleep better."

06-08-2006, 05:16 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	nope. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-08-2006, 05:23 PM	#13
KinkyVixen Marching In! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 580	That sounds nice LJ. Is it 4:20 where you are? __________________ "Smile before bed.You'll sleep better."

06-08-2006, 07:44 PM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	__________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:52 PM.

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