The Cellar is your 12-step Program

HungLikeJesus · 05-11-2007, 10:52 AM

I came up with this this morning in the shower. It doesn't feel finished, but I ran out of hot water. (I'm not really happy with at least one line.)

The Cellar is your 12-step program
The Cellar is your neighborhood bar
The Cellar sits below the surface
You can't get here in your car

The Cellar is your 12-step program
Hello, my name’s HLJ
I once tried to leave The Cellar
But the others made me stay

The Cellar has rooms for every interest
The Cellar has drinks for every taste
Charles Bukowski’s in the back room
Making love to Princess Grace

The Cellar is your 12-step program
Hello, my name’s HLJ
I don’t really have a problem
I just came in to start my day

One day I saw Paris Hilton
Spread upon a table bare
One day I passed Hillary Clinton
Weeping on the bottom stair

There was more, but I thought it should end with Hillary. For now...

Beestie · 05-11-2007, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HLJ

Hello, my name’s HLJ

I once tried to leave The Cellar

But the others made me stay...

Ahhhh yess. Another good decision pays dividends. pat, pat, pat.

Trust us, HLJ. We know what's best. For everybody except ourselves, that is.

HungLikeJesus · 05-26-2007, 01:39 AM

Brianna - I came back the next morning and moved them to safer storage. Double Ha.

Actually, I'm going to start a separate thread called Tidbits where anyone can put there ideas. Then you can steal them all you want.

[note - for added confusion - I'm actually responding to the post below this one.]

Trilby · 05-26-2007, 08:53 AM

HA! Too late! I read it! How do you know I won't steal #1? Coz, you know, I just might.

prolly will steal it, actually. prolly steal the peanut-breast of the virgin Mary, too.

Try to stop me! Bwhahahahahaha!

05-26-2007, 01:39 AM	#3
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Short term storage Brianna - I came back the next morning and moved them to safer storage. Double Ha. Actually, I'm going to start a separate thread called Tidbits where anyone can put there ideas. Then you can steal them all you want. [note - for added confusion - I'm actually responding to the post below this one.] __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker. Last edited by HungLikeJesus; 05-26-2007 at 10:31 AM.

05-26-2007, 08:53 AM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	HA! Too late! I read it! How do you know I won't steal #1? Coz, you know, I just might. prolly will steal it, actually. prolly steal the peanut-breast of the virgin Mary, too. Try to stop me! Bwhahahahahaha! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-11-2007, 10:52 AM	#1
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	The Cellar is your 12-step Program I came up with this this morning in the shower. It doesn't feel finished, but I ran out of hot water. (I'm not really happy with at least one line.) The Cellar is your 12-step program The Cellar is your neighborhood bar The Cellar sits below the surface You can't get here in your car The Cellar is your 12-step program Hello, my name’s HLJ I once tried to leave The Cellar But the others made me stay The Cellar has rooms for every interest The Cellar has drinks for every taste Charles Bukowski’s in the back room Making love to Princess Grace The Cellar is your 12-step program Hello, my name’s HLJ I don’t really have a problem I just came in to start my day One day I saw Paris Hilton Spread upon a table bare One day I passed Hillary Clinton Weeping on the bottom stair There was more, but I thought it should end with Hillary. For now... __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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