Do you fart in bed?

fargon · 06-26-2007, 07:14 AM

The question should be do you swap farts with your bed partner? Please tell me true,

nobody will find out honest

Cyclefrance · 06-26-2007, 07:38 AM

If I did, then Mrs CF would immediately view this as some sort of competition - and I really don't see the point of entering any competition that you haven't a hope in hell of winning from the outset

BrianR · 06-26-2007, 08:48 AM

Yup, although I win hands down. Much to the chagrin of the missus.

fargon · 06-26-2007, 08:54 AM

Keryx and I are equal in all respects, Rite now we are 50/50. lets see whats happens over time.

LabRat · 06-26-2007, 10:42 AM

It's not whether you fart in bed that matters, it's whose head gets held under the sheets.

We both do. Gas happens. What bothers me, no matter where we are at, is when he doesn't say excuse me. That is just plain rude.

jinx · 06-26-2007, 10:47 AM

"I didn't think it would smell" - LJ

lumberjim · 06-26-2007, 11:08 AM

don't worry! there's no flavor!

freshnesschronic · 06-26-2007, 11:22 AM

DUTCH OVEN!

wolf · 06-26-2007, 02:37 PM

The only real question here is, "Afterwards, do you fluff the covers vigorously and yell 'woo hoo'?"

Aliantha · 06-26-2007, 04:52 PM

Now look what you've started Jimbo!

I guess the responses so far prove that it's not unusual for women to fart in bed. Just unusual to own up to it.

I hope that isn't too gross for your sensitive little eyes.

Have another pork chop. lol

elSicomoro · 06-26-2007, 05:59 PM

I've totally been whupping April's ass recently. Apparently, she woke up choking the other night on one of my rippers.

lumberjim · 06-26-2007, 08:31 PM

fart sound board

monster · 06-26-2007, 09:04 PM

Swap farts? No. Neither of us can fart on demand. fart in bed? Yes. Winner? Me. I drink carbonated stuff all day, he doesn't. He can burp, I can't. It's gotta come out somehow.

wolf · 06-26-2007, 10:47 PM

I've lost a lot of my fart-mojo since I had the gall bladder out.

Sad, but true.

bluecuracao · 06-27-2007, 05:05 PM

No...no swapping, I lose big time. But it's my own fault, since I'm free to burp it out in my office all day.

06-26-2007, 07:14 AM	#1
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Do you fart in bed? The question should be do you swap farts with your bed partner? Please tell me true, nobody will find out honest __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

06-26-2007, 07:38 AM	#2
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	If I did, then Mrs CF would immediately view this as some sort of competition - and I really don't see the point of entering any competition that you haven't a hope in hell of winning from the outset __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears

06-26-2007, 08:48 AM	#3
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Yup, although I win hands down. Much to the chagrin of the missus. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

06-26-2007, 08:54 AM	#4
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Keryx and I are equal in all respects, Rite now we are 50/50. lets see whats happens over time. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

06-26-2007, 10:42 AM	#5
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	It's not whether you fart in bed that matters, it's whose head gets held under the sheets. We both do. Gas happens. What bothers me, no matter where we are at, is when he doesn't say excuse me. That is just plain rude. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

06-26-2007, 10:47 AM	#6
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	"I didn't think it would smell" - LJ __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

06-26-2007, 11:08 AM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	don't worry! there's no flavor! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 06-26-2007 at 11:18 AM.

06-26-2007, 11:22 AM	#8
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	DUTCH OVEN!

06-26-2007, 02:37 PM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The only real question here is, "Afterwards, do you fluff the covers vigorously and yell 'woo hoo'?" __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-26-2007, 04:52 PM	#10
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Now look what you've started Jimbo! I guess the responses so far prove that it's not unusual for women to fart in bed. Just unusual to own up to it. I hope that isn't too gross for your sensitive little eyes. Have another pork chop. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-26-2007, 05:59 PM	#11
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I've totally been whupping April's ass recently. Apparently, she woke up choking the other night on one of my rippers.

06-26-2007, 08:31 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	fart sound board __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-26-2007, 09:04 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Swap farts? No. Neither of us can fart on demand. fart in bed? Yes. Winner? Me. I drink carbonated stuff all day, he doesn't. He can burp, I can't. It's gotta come out somehow. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-26-2007, 10:47 PM	#14
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I've lost a lot of my fart-mojo since I had the gall bladder out. Sad, but true. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-27-2007, 05:05 PM	#15
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	No...no swapping, I lose big time. But it's my own fault, since I'm free to burp it out in my office all day.

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