Sarah-Jessica voted world's unsexiest

Crimson Ghost · 10-26-2007, 01:15 AM

I've said it for years, and now it has been proven...

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Sarah-Jessica voted world's unsexiest

October 25, 2007 - 10:06AM

Sarah Jessica Parker has been voted Maxim's unsexiest woman.
Photo: AP

Sex & the City star Sarah Jessica Parker has been named the world's unsexiest woman by Maxim magazine.
''How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with 'sex' in the title?'' the magazine said.
In the runner-up position is the beehived singer Amy Winehouse, because of her ''openly haemorrhaging translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats.''
On the small screen, Grey's Anatomy star Sandra Oh came third and Madonna, ''with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull'', was fourth,
Britney Spears, took last place in the Unsexy 5.
''Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs.
"Since then, she's lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of ... pudge.''

http://www.theage.com.au/news/people...941197370.html

10-26-2007, 01:15 AM	#1
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Sarah-Jessica voted world's unsexiest I've said it for years, and now it has been proven... ------ Sarah-Jessica voted world's unsexiest October 25, 2007 - 10:06AM Sarah Jessica Parker has been voted Maxim's unsexiest woman. Photo: AP Sex & the City star Sarah Jessica Parker has been named the world's unsexiest woman by Maxim magazine. ''How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with 'sex' in the title?'' the magazine said. In the runner-up position is the beehived singer Amy Winehouse, because of her ''openly haemorrhaging translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats.'' On the small screen, Grey's Anatomy star Sandra Oh came third and Madonna, ''with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull'', was fourth, Britney Spears, took last place in the Unsexy 5. ''Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. "Since then, she's lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of ... pudge.'' http://www.theage.com.au/news/people...941197370.html __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

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