Political Drinks

classicman · 09-30-2008, 10:20 PM

Lets get something going here cuz no matter who gets elected we are going to have to do some serious drinking over the next few years.

Create some drink names ...

Obama Mama

Bullitt · 09-30-2008, 10:55 PM

The Maverick
I can see Russia!
The Field Dressed Moose
The Typical White Person
Experience
Lack of " " (light version)
The Bipartisan (shared drink)
The Hockey MILF
Community Co-schmunity (shared drink)
Older Than Dirt
God's Pipeline
My Second Wife

ZenGum · 10-01-2008, 12:03 AM

Good start, guys, but we need recipes for these.

The Maverick:

Two shots of the third bottle from the right on the spirits shelf, what ever it is.
Keep in a bamboo cage for five years.
Shake well, allow to settle, serve tepid.

I can see Russia!:
2 shots holy water
2 shots vodka
1 shot (i.e. 20%) energy drink
A dash of oil.
Ice to taste.
More ice.
Some more ice.
Serve in square glasses.

Obama Mama:
1 shot white spirits
1 shot dark rum
agitate briefly
add olive
Serve in a tall glass

Bidenvisible
1 large glass of tap water
serve at room temperature

classicman · 10-01-2008, 08:32 AM

If I recall correctly, Biden likes his scotch... a lot.

ZenGum · 10-01-2008, 08:37 AM

Well then .... half whiskey, half water ... and put in lots of water!!

Trilby · 10-01-2008, 08:44 AM

I like the "I can see Russia" recipe a lot. Anything that mixes holy water and vodka is going to be a winner, but only 2 shots of voddie? I'll need more than that to see Russia.

Cicero · 10-01-2008, 08:59 AM

The Obamanos! (Double Shot)
2 shots Gold tequila
One lime
2 Small Red chili peppers

To prepare:
Pour the tequila shots in shaker with ice and squeeze in the lime. Cut the chili pepper and rotate it around the tumbler lip several times. Don't worry if chili pepper seeds fall into the glass it's part of the drink. Cut the other chili pepper and add it to the lip for a colorful, edible, garnish! (See how long it takes you to go! to the bathroom)

smoothmoniker · 10-01-2008, 03:14 PM

BEST.
THREAD.
EVER.

Undertoad · 10-01-2008, 03:26 PM

Absentee Voter:

Standard gin martini, garnished with 2 psilocybin mushrooms on a toothpick; only served during the first fifteen minutes of bar opening.

One of these and you've gotten your drinking done for the night, and you're gone and can effectively forget about it.

Swing Voter:

shot of gin
shot of vermouth
in separate shotglasses of equal size

What you really need is a combination, since both are foul on their own. But there's only room in the glass for one.

classicman · 10-01-2008, 03:45 PM

Strained McCain
aka: Silver Dogg

1.5 oz silver tequila
3 oz grapefruit juice
mix well strain over chopped ice
garnish with lime wedge

Flint · 10-01-2008, 04:09 PM

The Palin Nailer

(1) Wine Cooler
(1) "Roofie"
(1) Shot Penicillin

glatt · 10-01-2008, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

The Palin Nailer

(1) Wine Cooler
(1) "Roofie"
(1) Shot Penicillin

*snort*

classicman · 10-01-2008, 04:33 PM

I was thinkin someone would come up with a "shooter" for her

barefoot serpent · 10-01-2008, 04:51 PM

Lipstick on a Pitbull --
rum
Frangelico
grenadine
blood orange slice

Number 2 Pencil · 10-01-2008, 08:27 PM

Bridge to Nowhere

half glass of fresh melted Arctic snow
double shot of pure grain alcohol
2 cubes of glacial ice

09-30-2008, 10:20 PM	#1
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Political Drinks Lets get something going here cuz no matter who gets elected we are going to have to do some serious drinking over the next few years. Create some drink names ... Obama Mama __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-30-2008, 10:55 PM	#2
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	The Maverick I can see Russia! The Field Dressed Moose The Typical White Person Experience Lack of " " (light version) The Bipartisan (shared drink) The Hockey MILF Community Co-schmunity (shared drink) Older Than Dirt God's Pipeline My Second Wife __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass. Last edited by Bullitt; 10-01-2008 at 12:35 AM.

10-01-2008, 12:03 AM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Good start, guys, but we need recipes for these. The Maverick: Two shots of the third bottle from the right on the spirits shelf, what ever it is. Keep in a bamboo cage for five years. Shake well, allow to settle, serve tepid. I can see Russia!: 2 shots holy water 2 shots vodka 1 shot (i.e. 20%) energy drink A dash of oil. Ice to taste. More ice. Some more ice. Serve in square glasses. Obama Mama: 1 shot white spirits 1 shot dark rum agitate briefly add olive Serve in a tall glass Bidenvisible 1 large glass of tap water serve at room temperature __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-01-2008, 08:32 AM	#4
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	If I recall correctly, Biden likes his scotch... a lot. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-01-2008, 08:37 AM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Well then .... half whiskey, half water ... and put in lots of water!! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-01-2008, 08:44 AM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I like the "I can see Russia" recipe a lot. Anything that mixes holy water and vodka is going to be a winner, but only 2 shots of voddie? I'll need more than that to see Russia. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-01-2008, 08:59 AM	#7
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	The Obamanos! (Double Shot) 2 shots Gold tequila One lime 2 Small Red chili peppers To prepare: Pour the tequila shots in shaker with ice and squeeze in the lime. Cut the chili pepper and rotate it around the tumbler lip several times. Don't worry if chili pepper seeds fall into the glass it's part of the drink. Cut the other chili pepper and add it to the lip for a colorful, edible, garnish! (See how long it takes you to go! to the bathroom) __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-01-2008, 03:14 PM	#8
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	BEST. THREAD. EVER. __________________ to live and die in LA

10-01-2008, 03:26 PM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Absentee Voter: Standard gin martini, garnished with 2 psilocybin mushrooms on a toothpick; only served during the first fifteen minutes of bar opening. One of these and you've gotten your drinking done for the night, and you're gone and can effectively forget about it. Swing Voter: shot of gin shot of vermouth in separate shotglasses of equal size What you really need is a combination, since both are foul on their own. But there's only room in the glass for one.

10-01-2008, 03:45 PM	#10
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Strained McCain aka: Silver Dogg 1.5 oz silver tequila 3 oz grapefruit juice mix well strain over chopped ice garnish with lime wedge __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-01-2008, 04:09 PM	#11
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	The Palin Nailer (1) Wine Cooler (1) "Roofie" (1) Shot Penicillin __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-01-2008, 04:33 PM	#13
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I was thinkin someone would come up with a "shooter" for her __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-01-2008, 04:51 PM	#14
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	Lipstick on a Pitbull -- rum Frangelico grenadine blood orange slice __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

10-01-2008, 08:27 PM	#15
Number 2 Pencil Not too hard, not too soft Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Next to a yapping dog Posts: 75	Bridge to Nowhere half glass of fresh melted Arctic snow double shot of pure grain alcohol 2 cubes of glacial ice __________________ Is all that we see or seem But a dream within a dream? -Poe

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