celebrities I would Kill

lumberjim · 11-01-2008, 04:21 PM

since we seem to have the other two components of this game......

i'm not naming any names though, cuz i'm not crazy.

this might be a short thread

ZenGum · 11-01-2008, 07:11 PM

I can't think of any I would kill, but there are plenty I would pointedly ignore. And maybe banish to a hermitage somewhere.

Undertoad · 11-01-2008, 10:01 PM

Orenthal James Simpson

elSicomoro · 11-01-2008, 11:18 PM

I don't wish anyone death, but I would not be overly sad if something happened to Mr. Simpson.

Crimson Ghost · 11-02-2008, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore

I don't wish anyone death, but I would not be overly sad if something happened to Mr. Simpson.

Yeah, that'd be a real shame.

Sundae · 11-02-2008, 08:13 AM

Again, I don't advocate murder.
But if something happened to Miquita Oliver or Iain Lee, I can't see myself breaking down into tears.

Ideally I'd just like them to be banned from television by a jury of their peers for being terrible at their jobs. Oh and maybe have to go on some sort of Restart course, just to hammer home how poor they are at what they do. Oh and make it a criminal offence for either of them to fake-laugh ever again.

I think I'm done.

Shawnee123 · 11-04-2008, 10:12 AM

I don't care for killing, but if I could I might be convinced to throw some rotten fruit at J. Ho, Adam Sandler, or Bill Paxton.

Sheldonrs · 11-04-2008, 11:32 AM

Does it count if I say I want to sexually abuse Matt Damon and that he might die from exhaustion?

Cicero · 11-04-2008, 11:40 AM

Yea...I'm not into killing. Especially if it isn't someone that is currently stabbing or raping me. I might consider it then...But I have to agree with UT here...I would not be saddened if something grotesque happens to happen to OJ, that would entail a long excruciatingly painful life. I would like to see OJ live!! Oh yes. Maybe if he lost his arms and legs in a freak accident, and kept living. That would be awesome. I'm not wishing it on him or anything, I just certainly wouldn't mind the occurrence of gore in that situation.

DanaC · 11-06-2008, 06:09 PM

I quite like Iain Lee...

Sundae · 11-06-2008, 06:17 PM

But, but... He thinks he is so much funnier than he is! Excusable in a civilian, punishable in a presenter.

And he says things, and when people don't find them as funny as he expects he is so condescending. He's like the bully at the back of the class, except he doesn't even have the self confident charm that most bullies have. He's the worst parts of an embarrassing geek tied with a bully.

Argh.

Honestly, for years he's been named on my First Against the Wall list. Assuming I have a say in the revolution of course (and why not). I'm sorry Dana, but you will have to decide which side your loyalties are on. And it might be remembered that you tried to save him after all. I'm human - I bear grudges.

DanaC · 11-06-2008, 06:55 PM

*nods slowly* well....when you put it like that...I still feel compelled to argue that what you dislike is in fact a persona rather than the person, as arrogance and narcissism were key components of his persona on the Eleven O'Clock Show (where he first came to people's attention, along with the superb Daisy Donovan).

lumberjim · 11-06-2008, 06:56 PM

dana is drunk. here's proof:

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

on the Elevel O'Clock Show

oh, you fucker....you edited that!

Sundae · 11-06-2008, 07:06 PM

He played the character on RI:SE then.
And on every talking heads show I've seen him on.

Are you sure it's a persona?

PS I don't llike Daisy Donovan either. Compounded by the fact a significant man in my past suggested it was because she was attractive!?!?!?!?!? Shocking.

DanaC · 11-06-2008, 07:11 PM

lol I really liked Daisy. So much so, when J and I were doing some machinima based on the Anarchy Online game, my news reporter character was firmly based on her: Daisy Diamond.

11-01-2008, 04:21 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	celebrities I would Kill since we seem to have the other two components of this game...... i'm not naming any names though, cuz i'm not crazy. this might be a short thread __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-01-2008, 07:11 PM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I can't think of any I would kill, but there are plenty I would pointedly ignore. And maybe banish to a hermitage somewhere. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-04-2008, 10:12 AM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I don't care for killing, but if I could I might be convinced to throw some rotten fruit at J. Ho, Adam Sandler, or Bill Paxton. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-04-2008, 11:32 AM	#8
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Does it count if I say I want to sexually abuse Matt Damon and that he might die from exhaustion? __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-04-2008, 11:40 AM	#9
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Yea...I'm not into killing. Especially if it isn't someone that is currently stabbing or raping me. I might consider it then...But I have to agree with UT here...I would not be saddened if something grotesque happens to happen to OJ, that would entail a long excruciatingly painful life. I would like to see OJ live!! Oh yes. Maybe if he lost his arms and legs in a freak accident, and kept living. That would be awesome. I'm not wishing it on him or anything, I just certainly wouldn't mind the occurrence of gore in that situation. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-01-2008, 10:01 PM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Orenthal James Simpson

11-01-2008, 11:18 PM	#4
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I don't wish anyone death, but I would not be overly sad if something happened to Mr. Simpson.

11-02-2008, 08:13 AM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Again, I don't advocate murder. But if something happened to Miquita Oliver or Iain Lee, I can't see myself breaking down into tears. Ideally I'd just like them to be banned from television by a jury of their peers for being terrible at their jobs. Oh and maybe have to go on some sort of Restart course, just to hammer home how poor they are at what they do. Oh and make it a criminal offence for either of them to fake-laugh ever again. I think I'm done.

11-06-2008, 06:09 PM	#10
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I quite like Iain Lee...

11-06-2008, 06:17 PM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	But, but... He thinks he is so much funnier than he is! Excusable in a civilian, punishable in a presenter. And he says things, and when people don't find them as funny as he expects he is so condescending. He's like the bully at the back of the class, except he doesn't even have the self confident charm that most bullies have. He's the worst parts of an embarrassing geek tied with a bully. Argh. Honestly, for years he's been named on my First Against the Wall list. Assuming I have a say in the revolution of course (and why not). I'm sorry Dana, but you will have to decide which side your loyalties are on. And it might be remembered that you tried to save him after all. I'm human - I bear grudges.

11-06-2008, 06:55 PM	#12
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	nods slowly well....when you put it like that...I still feel compelled to argue that what you dislike is in fact a persona rather than the person, as arrogance and narcissism were key components of his persona on the Eleven O'Clock Show (where he first came to people's attention, along with the superb Daisy Donovan).

11-06-2008, 07:06 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	He played the character on RI:SE then. And on every talking heads show I've seen him on. Are you sure it's a persona? PS I don't llike Daisy Donovan either. Compounded by the fact a significant man in my past suggested it was because she was attractive!?!?!?!?!? Shocking.

11-06-2008, 07:11 PM	#15
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	lol I really liked Daisy. So much so, when J and I were doing some machinima based on the Anarchy Online game, my news reporter character was firmly based on her: Daisy Diamond.

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