Jan 16, 2009: Evolution Proof

xoxoxoBruce · 01-15-2009, 11:05 PM

Ever Since Charles Darwin published his revolutionary and famous tome,

"On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life"

in 1859, the "theory of Evolution" has been debated... sometimes hotly.

Although the Darwin developed the theory of natural selection in 1838,

and the basic premise goes back to at least Anaximander in the 6th century BC,

all the King's horses and all the King's men, haven't found the key.

The key, the one piece of irrefutable proof that moves the theory to fact

Anyway, the debate is over.

The theory is no longer a theory.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have proof.

See.

SPUCK · 01-16-2009, 04:26 AM

Does show a striking brain size difference..

capnhowdy · 01-16-2009, 06:56 AM

"Can I keep her? Huh? Huh? Huh? I promise I'll take good care of her."

Pie · 01-16-2009, 07:31 AM

One will be sent to college. The other will fling her own poop.
Ya done good, Darwin!

Sheldonrs · 01-16-2009, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie

One will be sent to college. The other will fling her own poop.
Ya done good, Darwin!

Yes, but which one will do which?

Trilby · 01-16-2009, 08:19 AM

I like the one on the left!

Gravdigr · 01-16-2009, 10:03 AM

You shaved her didn't you? This a before and after pic ain't it? Tell the truth...

leorolim · 01-16-2009, 11:49 AM

Altough we are more close related to chimpanzees than orangotangs

The Theory of Evolution is still a Theory.
Well founded and proved with hundreds of real world cases and dozens of transition fossils.

As also still are theories the Theory of Gravitation, and the Theory of the Colours (tip: search Newton).

I get chills down my spine when people try to pass up mythology for science... Yeah, I'm talking of you right-wing christian fanatic nut jobs!

Even the Vatican as agreed and accepted evolution as a proven fact, by the great Pope John Paul II in 1996.

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts."
Daniel Patrick Moynihan

Pie · 01-16-2009, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Yes, but which one will do which?

Once you figure that out, you know which one will be paying your nursing home bills...

sweetwater · 01-16-2009, 03:13 PM

That's one small step for ...

dar512 · 01-16-2009, 03:21 PM

When I first saw the topic, I wondered why you would want to make sure you wouldn't evolve.

Fireproof
Weatherproof
Evolution proof

DanaC · 01-16-2009, 04:54 PM

Quote:

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts."
Daniel Patrick Moynihan

I like that.

capnhowdy · 01-16-2009, 05:42 PM

"The Theory of Evolution is still a Theory." [leorolim]

But xoB has proof!

"..and them smartass sumbitches say we come descended from monkies". [o brother where art thou]

Chinditz · 01-17-2009, 12:58 AM

Personally, I think Kile from Southpark said it best:

"Maybe evolution is the answer to: How? And God is the answer to: Why?"

Oh and Leorolim: I always enjoyed the Cellar as a place where I can come and not be bothered by the left-wing-right-wing controversie (and associated namecalling) wich ruins to much of the conversations online, please, lets make an effort to keep it that way.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-17-2009, 01:21 AM

@ Chinditz... I appreciate the sentiment, but it makes me wonder if you've ventured away from the IOtD and visited the other threads?

01-15-2009, 11:05 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Jan 16, 2009: Evolution Proof Ever Since Charles Darwin published his revolutionary and famous tome, "On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life" in 1859, the "theory of Evolution" has been debated... sometimes hotly. Although the Darwin developed the theory of natural selection in 1838, and the basic premise goes back to at least Anaximander in the 6th century BC, all the King's horses and all the King's men, haven't found the key. The key, the one piece of irrefutable proof that moves the theory to fact Anyway, the debate is over. The theory is no longer a theory. Ladies and gentlemen, I have proof. See. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-16-2009, 06:56 AM	#3
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	"Can I keep her? Huh? Huh? Huh? I promise I'll take good care of her." __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-16-2009, 07:31 AM	#4
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	One will be sent to college. The other will fling her own poop. Ya done good, Darwin! __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

01-16-2009, 08:19 AM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I like the one on the left! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-16-2009, 10:03 AM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	You shaved her didn't you? This a before and after pic ain't it? Tell the truth... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-16-2009, 04:26 AM	#2
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Does show a striking brain size difference..

01-16-2009, 11:49 AM	#8
leorolim I'm Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Coimbra, Portugal Posts: 6	Superb photo... As always :D Altough we are more close related to chimpanzees than orangotangs The Theory of Evolution is still a Theory. Well founded and proved with hundreds of real world cases and dozens of transition fossils. As also still are theories the Theory of Gravitation, and the Theory of the Colours (tip: search Newton). I get chills down my spine when people try to pass up mythology for science... Yeah, I'm talking of you right-wing christian fanatic nut jobs! Even the Vatican as agreed and accepted evolution as a proven fact, by the great Pope John Paul II in 1996. "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts." Daniel Patrick Moynihan

01-16-2009, 03:13 PM	#10
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	That's one small step for ... __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

01-16-2009, 03:21 PM	#11
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	When I first saw the topic, I wondered why you would want to make sure you wouldn't evolve. Fireproof Weatherproof Evolution proof __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

01-16-2009, 05:42 PM	#13
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	"The Theory of Evolution is still a Theory." [leorolim] But xoB has proof! "..and them smartass sumbitches say we come descended from monkies". [o brother where art thou] __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-17-2009, 12:58 AM	#14
Chinditz Cuius testicles habet, habet cardeum et cerebellum Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Rotterdam city center Posts: 15	Personally, I think Kile from Southpark said it best: "Maybe evolution is the answer to: How? And God is the answer to: Why?" Oh and Leorolim: I always enjoyed the Cellar as a place where I can come and not be bothered by the left-wing-right-wing controversie (and associated namecalling) wich ruins to much of the conversations online, please, lets make an effort to keep it that way. Last edited by Chinditz; 01-17-2009 at 01:03 AM.

01-17-2009, 01:21 AM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	@ Chinditz... I appreciate the sentiment, but it makes me wonder if you've ventured away from the IOtD and visited the other threads? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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