Pardon My Picnic

Cicero · 01-08-2009, 02:27 PM

Pardon my picnic. I need to cover your desk with a blanket and take out a bucket of fried chickcen, mashed potatoes with gravy, some macaroni, cornbread, and a nice red wine. I hope it won't bother you if I sit here on your desk and eat it. *taps on glass* Would you like some wine? *reaches into picnic basket for bottle opener*

Do pardon the picnic I am having as it won't take long. I need to have it right here to avoid ants.

Hey look it's my very first clone thread.:p

Shawnee123 · 01-08-2009, 02:36 PM

I snorted out loud.

Cicero · 01-08-2009, 03:16 PM

lol! Yes my humour is off the wall and a little edgy.

But don't you enjoy imagining me on your desk rfn having a picnic? One better: imagine the look on the faces of your co-workers. And your boss who happens to breeze by with what once was, a full cup of coffee.

Here's your potatos, and hurry, the natives look restless.

DanaC · 01-08-2009, 03:20 PM

*chuckles* oh nicely done. I like that. That gave me a giggle.

lumberjim · 01-08-2009, 03:20 PM

not only did i see you sitting on my desk....i SMELLED THE CHICKEN

glatt · 01-08-2009, 03:23 PM

That was awesome Cic.

Shawnee123 · 01-08-2009, 03:24 PM

Every time I read it I try not to laugh too hard...this struck me as hilarious!

Cicero · 01-08-2009, 03:26 PM

That's funny jim, because I sat on your desk with a f'ing salad...In a hazmat suit.

monster · 01-08-2009, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

not only did i see you sitting on my desk....i SMELLED THE TUNA

twat!

Shawnee123 · 01-09-2009, 07:23 AM

Cic, I was driving home last night, the day running through my mind like it does (and that includes the Cellar) and I thought of this thread and laughed out loud for a couple minutes.

There was just something about this that really tickled me!

Cicero · 01-09-2009, 02:57 PM

It's the clone thread that made all others, bannable offenses. Powerful stuff.

Pardon My Picnic.......

Glad to amuse shaw...

Juniper · 01-09-2009, 03:00 PM

::snort::

I'm glad I provided suitable inspiration for the clone.

where are the fnords · 01-27-2009, 03:45 AM

is there any food left?

Shawnee123 · 01-27-2009, 07:35 AM

And here I am giggling again. Thanks for the bump, WatF.

"Do pardon the picnic..."

Priceless.

zenarchist.swordsman · 01-31-2009, 12:09 AM

Ahahaha, this is excellent and witty. Would make a great poster with the appropriate pic.

01-08-2009, 02:27 PM	#1
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Pardon My Picnic Pardon my picnic. I need to cover your desk with a blanket and take out a bucket of fried chickcen, mashed potatoes with gravy, some macaroni, cornbread, and a nice red wine. I hope it won't bother you if I sit here on your desk and eat it. taps on glass Would you like some wine? reaches into picnic basket for bottle opener Do pardon the picnic I am having as it won't take long. I need to have it right here to avoid ants. Hey look it's my very first clone thread.:p __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-08-2009, 02:36 PM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I snorted out loud. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-08-2009, 03:16 PM	#3
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	lol! Yes my humour is off the wall and a little edgy. But don't you enjoy imagining me on your desk rfn having a picnic? One better: imagine the look on the faces of your co-workers. And your boss who happens to breeze by with what once was, a full cup of coffee. Here's your potatos, and hurry, the natives look restless. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-08-2009, 03:20 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	not only did i see you sitting on my desk....i SMELLED THE CHICKEN __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-08-2009, 03:24 PM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Every time I read it I try not to laugh too hard...this struck me as hilarious! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-08-2009, 03:20 PM	#4
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	chuckles oh nicely done. I like that. That gave me a giggle.

01-08-2009, 03:23 PM	#6
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	That was awesome Cic.

01-08-2009, 03:26 PM	#8
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	That's funny jim, because I sat on your desk with a f'ing salad...In a hazmat suit. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-09-2009, 07:23 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Cic, I was driving home last night, the day running through my mind like it does (and that includes the Cellar) and I thought of this thread and laughed out loud for a couple minutes. There was just something about this that really tickled me! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-09-2009, 02:57 PM	#11
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	It's the clone thread that made all others, bannable offenses. Powerful stuff. Pardon My Picnic....... Glad to amuse shaw... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-09-2009, 03:00 PM	#12
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	::snort:: I'm glad I provided suitable inspiration for the clone.

01-27-2009, 03:45 AM	#13
where are the fnords Disorderly Orderly Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 52	is there any food left?

01-27-2009, 07:35 AM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	And here I am giggling again. Thanks for the bump, WatF. "Do pardon the picnic..." Priceless. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-31-2009, 12:09 AM	#15
zenarchist.swordsman Provocateur Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Oregon Posts: 9	Ahahaha, this is excellent and witty. Would make a great poster with the appropriate pic.

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