When I Went Into Class Today...

Juniper · 02-12-2009, 02:24 AM

When I walked into my philosophy classroom today, the previous class had just ended. The prof was still there, chatting with students. I went and sat down at a desk in front, where I usually sit ('cause I'm a nerd). I looked up.

The powerpoint presentation slide was still up on the screen.

Heading:

EJACULATION

I can't remember the subtitles...something about release and "aaaah"

Yikes.

I didn't know what to do. Sit there and blush? I decided it was time for some heavy-duty studying. Nope, I don't see nothin'.

I swear, you never know what you're gonna see in college.

Trilby · 02-12-2009, 02:26 AM

YOU MUST FIND OUT WHAT CLASS THIS IS! I want to sign up for Spring!!

Trilby · 02-12-2009, 02:26 AM

PS - why the hell are you up at this hour? I mean, I know why I'm up, but why are you?

Bullitt · 02-12-2009, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Juniper

I swear, you never know what you're gonna see in college.

That statement is beyond true.

Bullitt · 02-12-2009, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

PS - why the hell are you up at this hour? I mean, I know why I'm up, but why are you?

No, you!

Juniper · 02-12-2009, 09:39 AM

It's Human Sexuality.

I stay up really late all the time. It's a bad habit.

OnyxCougar · 02-12-2009, 02:30 PM

Wait...you're in a Human Sexuality class and were. . surprised? shocked? to see the word Ejaculation?

Hell, if I was taking a Human Sexuality class, I'd be pissed if I didn't see Intercourse, Cunnilingus and Ejeculation in EVERY class. (The words, that is....)

Juniper · 02-12-2009, 02:40 PM

No, it was the class before mine.

Shawnee123 · 02-12-2009, 06:18 PM

Oh, I wondered why Human Sexuality would be a philosophy class. lol

I guess an argument could be made for that angle.

My faculty advisor in college taught Human Sex...and he was funny and made it very interesting, to say the least. (Don't get weird ideas I don't mean THAT.)

I remember we had a bunch of students from what we called (kind of embarrassing now, no offense to believers) the God Squad, a religious fraternity. At first we were like "oh no they're going to protest everything" but they had fun too and added a lot to discussions.

Juniper · 02-12-2009, 09:50 PM

Oh no, my philosophy class is all about gambling.

Of course, I guess one could say the same about sex.

Roulette, anyone?

Beestie · 02-12-2009, 09:52 PM

If you are in college, the classroom is the absolute last place you need to go to learn about sex.

Juniper · 02-13-2009, 12:21 AM

I would assume these students are taking the course for their major, perhaps in social work, psychology, or nursing.

But yeah, Beestie, you're right. They ought to come to the cellar. Everything you need to know and then some.

barefoot serpent · 02-13-2009, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Juniper

I decided it was time for some heavy-duty studying.

I'd recommend some heavy petting, instead.

Cloud · 02-13-2009, 01:18 PM

you were embarassed by the word, "ejaculation?"

Tulip · 02-16-2009, 12:33 AM

I sat in a human sexuality class when I was in college once. I fell asleep and snored. I was really, really tired that day. :p

02-12-2009, 02:24 AM	#1
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	When I Went Into Class Today... When I walked into my philosophy classroom today, the previous class had just ended. The prof was still there, chatting with students. I went and sat down at a desk in front, where I usually sit ('cause I'm a nerd). I looked up. The powerpoint presentation slide was still up on the screen. Heading: EJACULATION I can't remember the subtitles...something about release and "aaaah" Yikes. I didn't know what to do. Sit there and blush? I decided it was time for some heavy-duty studying. Nope, I don't see nothin'. I swear, you never know what you're gonna see in college.

02-12-2009, 02:26 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	YOU MUST FIND OUT WHAT CLASS THIS IS! I want to sign up for Spring!! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

02-12-2009, 02:26 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	PS - why the hell are you up at this hour? I mean, I know why I'm up, but why are you? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

02-12-2009, 02:30 PM	#7
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	Wait...you're in a Human Sexuality class and were. . surprised? shocked? to see the word Ejaculation? Hell, if I was taking a Human Sexuality class, I'd be pissed if I didn't see Intercourse, Cunnilingus and Ejeculation in EVERY class. (The words, that is....) __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

02-12-2009, 06:18 PM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oh, I wondered why Human Sexuality would be a philosophy class. lol I guess an argument could be made for that angle. My faculty advisor in college taught Human Sex...and he was funny and made it very interesting, to say the least. (Don't get weird ideas I don't mean THAT.) I remember we had a bunch of students from what we called (kind of embarrassing now, no offense to believers) the God Squad, a religious fraternity. At first we were like "oh no they're going to protest everything" but they had fun too and added a lot to discussions. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-12-2009, 09:39 AM	#6
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	It's Human Sexuality. I stay up really late all the time. It's a bad habit.

02-12-2009, 02:40 PM	#8
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	No, it was the class before mine.

02-12-2009, 09:50 PM	#10
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	Oh no, my philosophy class is all about gambling. Of course, I guess one could say the same about sex. Roulette, anyone?

02-12-2009, 09:52 PM	#11
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	If you are in college, the classroom is the absolute last place you need to go to learn about sex. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

02-13-2009, 12:21 AM	#12
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	I would assume these students are taking the course for their major, perhaps in social work, psychology, or nursing. But yeah, Beestie, you're right. They ought to come to the cellar. Everything you need to know and then some.

02-13-2009, 01:18 PM	#14
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	you were embarassed by the word, "ejaculation?" __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

02-16-2009, 12:33 AM	#15
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	I sat in a human sexuality class when I was in college once. I fell asleep and snored. I was really, really tired that day. :p

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