April 16, 2009: Tree Allergy?

monster · 04-15-2009, 09:49 PM

It is reported from Russia that a suspected tumor in a man's lung turned out to be a 5cm fir tree, which it is believed must have grown there because it's too big to be inhaled. link Enough of the whys and hows... here's the pic..... have at it with the recipes!

xoxoxoBruce · 04-15-2009, 11:05 PM

OMG

Pinocchio did become a real boy!

Cloud · 04-16-2009, 12:57 AM

that's just very creepy

Kolbenfresser · 04-16-2009, 03:14 AM

Again: Crazy Russians. Want to know whats growing in the lungs of the Zapashny Brothers, that makes them ride a lion.

SPUCK · 04-16-2009, 04:35 AM

Great! Medical doctors branching into horticulture.

The patent must be a real sap.

Kolbenfresser · 04-16-2009, 05:25 AM

Here's a corresponding vid:
http://www.spiegel.de/video/video-60972.html
A biologist says it is impossible to grow a seed in a lung.

Trilby · 04-16-2009, 06:39 AM

during sinus season I have often felt I had a tree growing in my maxillary cavities.

capnhowdy · 04-16-2009, 06:40 AM

.....prior to sauteing, carefully remove fir tree and set aside to use as garnish.....

spudcon · 04-16-2009, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy

.....prior to sauteing, carefully remove fir tree and set aside to use as garnish.....

I disagree. I always cook lung tumors with the fir tree in them to add tang.

sweetwater · 04-16-2009, 07:38 AM

109 dates late! [or 256 days early]

xoxoxoBruce · 04-16-2009, 08:45 AM

No no, where Monster lives and where the Cellar lives, 9 days early.

Sheldonrs · 04-16-2009, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

during sinus season I have often felt I had a tree growing in my maxillary cavities.

I often feel like I have a tree in MY cavities as well.

Gravdigr · 04-16-2009, 02:01 PM

Trees in lungs, yew don't see that very often.

Shawnee123 · 04-16-2009, 02:03 PM

I think that I shall never see
A lung that's filled up with a tree..

dar512 · 04-16-2009, 03:12 PM

Good thing that guy got early treetment.

04-15-2009, 09:49 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	April 16, 2009: Tree Allergy? It is reported from Russia that a suspected tumor in a man's lung turned out to be a 5cm fir tree, which it is believed must have grown there because it's too big to be inhaled. link Enough of the whys and hows... here's the pic..... have at it with the recipes! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-15-2009 at 11:04 PM.

04-15-2009, 11:05 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	OMG Pinocchio did become a real boy! __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-16-2009, 12:57 AM	#3
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	that's just very creepy __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-16-2009, 03:14 AM	#4
Kolbenfresser Wiseacre Emeritus Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Good old Germany Posts: 35	No surprise Again: Crazy Russians. Want to know whats growing in the lungs of the Zapashny Brothers, that makes them ride a lion. __________________ In cauda venenum.

04-16-2009, 05:25 AM	#6
Kolbenfresser Wiseacre Emeritus Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Good old Germany Posts: 35	Video Here's a corresponding vid: http://www.spiegel.de/video/video-60972.html A biologist says it is impossible to grow a seed in a lung. __________________ In cauda venenum.

04-16-2009, 04:35 AM	#5
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Great! Medical doctors branching into horticulture. The patent must be a real sap.

04-16-2009, 06:39 AM	#7
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	during sinus season I have often felt I had a tree growing in my maxillary cavities. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-16-2009, 06:40 AM	#8
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	.....prior to sauteing, carefully remove fir tree and set aside to use as garnish..... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

04-16-2009, 07:38 AM	#10
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	109 dates late! [or 256 days early] __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

04-16-2009, 08:45 AM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No no, where Monster lives and where the Cellar lives, 9 days early. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-16-2009, 02:01 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Trees in lungs, yew don't see that very often. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-16-2009, 02:03 PM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I think that I shall never see A lung that's filled up with a tree.. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-16-2009, 03:12 PM	#15
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Good thing that guy got early treetment. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

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