The 24 hour engorgement

lumberjim · 05-20-2009, 08:47 PM

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=20310

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Discuss your general health status with your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough to engage in sexual activity. If you experience chest pain, nausea, or any other discomforts during sex, seek immediate medical help.

Don't take VIAGRA if you take nitrates, often prescribed for chest pain, as this may cause a sudden, unsafe drop in blood pressure.

As with any ED tablet, in the rare event of an erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.

well, sir....you could try burning it with a match?

lumberjim · 05-21-2009, 11:52 PM

so ....if you have a hard on for 3 hours.....that's safe?

Pie · 05-23-2009, 10:23 PM

Bah. 3 hours? Amateurs.

bluecuracao · 05-23-2009, 11:50 PM

Ow.

ZenGum · 05-25-2009, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pie

Bah. 3 hours? Amateurs.

Yeah. Try 3.1415926535897932384626433832795 hours. That'll take you around the world.

Aliantha · 05-26-2009, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

so ....if you have a hard on for 3 hours.....that's safe?

Just watch out for blue balls

MoonFreckle · 06-25-2009, 05:43 AM

Do guys really want to walk around with a hard on for hours and hours on end...something tells me it would get uncomfortable...or at least get in the way at times

I'm curious now

Beestie · 06-25-2009, 06:44 AM

I think LJ just set a record for the delayed appearance of a clone thread.

ZenGum · 06-25-2009, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MoonFreckle

Do guys really want to walk around with a hard on for hours and hours on end...something tells me it would get uncomfortable...or at least get in the way at times

I'm curious now

Well, you could carry towels and things like that on it, or keep a supply of donuts handy.

What else?

Shawnee123 · 06-25-2009, 07:58 AM

You could kill a moose, have its head stuffed, and have it mounted on your thingy. Then you can walk around and people will be afraid because at first they'll think there's a really short moose coming at them, then they'll see it's you and laugh and say "Oh, it's just Mr Moose."

lumberjim · 06-25-2009, 08:00 AM

And then if I asked you for a Moosehead™......?

Shawnee123 · 06-25-2009, 08:05 AM

Ahhh, see, a bonus (pun intended) angle I hadn't thought of.

ZenGum · 06-25-2009, 08:13 AM

You could press elevator buttons with it. Well, for the lower floors, maybe.

Eta ... just stand well clear of the doors.

Gravdigr · 06-25-2009, 04:44 PM

This: If I had a hard-on for four hours, I'd walk around holding a picture frame around it!!

And this (from Beavis): The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.

05-21-2009, 11:52 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	so ....if you have a hard on for 3 hours.....that's safe? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-23-2009, 10:23 PM	#3
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Bah. 3 hours? Amateurs. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

06-25-2009, 05:43 AM	#7
MoonFreckle Aim 4 The Moon Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: at my computer Posts: 32	Do guys really want to walk around with a hard on for hours and hours on end...something tells me it would get uncomfortable...or at least get in the way at times I'm curious now __________________ "If all the worlds a stage, I want to operate the trap door!"

06-25-2009, 06:44 AM	#8
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	I think LJ just set a record for the delayed appearance of a clone thread. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

06-25-2009, 07:58 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You could kill a moose, have its head stuffed, and have it mounted on your thingy. Then you can walk around and people will be afraid because at first they'll think there's a really short moose coming at them, then they'll see it's you and laugh and say "Oh, it's just Mr Moose." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-23-2009, 11:50 PM	#4
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Ow.

06-25-2009, 08:00 AM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	And then if I asked you for a Moosehead™......? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-25-2009, 08:05 AM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Ahhh, see, a bonus (pun intended) angle I hadn't thought of. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-25-2009, 08:13 AM	#13
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	You could press elevator buttons with it. Well, for the lower floors, maybe. Eta ... just stand well clear of the doors. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-25-2009, 04:44 PM	#14
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	This: If I had a hard-on for four hours, I'd walk around holding a picture frame around it!! And this (from Beavis): The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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