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Old 11-18-2008, 09:12 PM   #1
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Global Warning

Listen. I'm warning you fuckers. You're on notice, all of you.....everywhere.



You have been warned.
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Old 11-18-2008, 09:18 PM   #2
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Does this mean I have to start driving a propane-powered moped to work and stop eating at Taco Bell?
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Old 11-18-2008, 09:18 PM   #3
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Ok. I am going to Iceland, because global warming could never happen in a place called ICEland. no fucking way. Out.
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Old 11-18-2008, 10:06 PM   #4
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Well then, I'm going to GREENland where its always nice and sunny
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Old 11-18-2008, 10:14 PM   #5
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then im gong to steakandblowjobland.....
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Old 11-18-2008, 10:19 PM   #6
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then im gong to steakandblowjobland.....
I could never go there if they did not have A1 and declared so up front.
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Old 11-18-2008, 10:23 PM   #7
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Aww, Merc. Stop eating your beefsteaks well done. You'll never miss the sauce, I swear!
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Old 11-18-2008, 11:05 PM   #8
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You don't understand, the A1 is not for the steak.
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Old 11-18-2008, 11:44 PM   #9
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If you use A1 you can't taste the meat.

If you can't taste your meat, you can't eat your pudding.:p
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Old 11-18-2008, 11:45 PM   #10
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You don't understand, the A1 is not for the steak.
Correct. UT is all over it.
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Old 11-19-2008, 08:10 AM   #11
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Figuratively speaking Merc, not literally.
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Old 11-19-2008, 08:32 AM   #12
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Does this mean I have to start driving a propane-powered moped to work and stop eating at Taco Bell?
Woah, hey, Beestie...welcome back!
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Old 11-19-2008, 01:00 PM   #13
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ahhhh ... there's no such thing.

Lumberjim's making it all up.
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Old 11-19-2008, 05:02 PM   #14
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If all I'm gonna get is a warning, then fuck it, I'm going to do it anyways.
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Old 11-20-2008, 07:30 PM   #15
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If you use A1 you can't taste the meat.

If you can't taste your meat, you can't eat your pudding.:p
How can you know it's your pudding if it all tastes loike your meat?
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