Are you a Real Man?

ZenGum · 11-14-2009, 11:00 PM

Are you a real man?

1. Belching is...
a. an embarrassing necessity
b. a perfectly acceptable bodily function
C. witty conversation.

2. Passionate sex on the kitchen table is...
a. something you would not ask your wife/girlfriend to do
b. something you would ask your wife/girlfriend to do
c. something you would not tell your wife/girlfriend about.

3. Football (any code) is...
a. atavistic macho competitive violence and I hate it
b. a form of entertainment
c. atavistic macho competitive violence and I love it (what does atavistic mean?).

4. You clean your dinner plates ...
a. after using them
b. before using them
c. by using them.

5. Socks and underwear should be changed ...
a. daily
b. as needed
c. every 5,000 miles.

If you answered mostly a, b, or c, then you are a total pussy because real men don't take quizzes on the internet, and if they did they would not be constrained by multiple choice options.

casimendocina · 11-15-2009, 12:31 AM

Not much room for comment there, then.

ZenGum · 11-15-2009, 12:44 AM

Well, I get two as and three bs, which is double proof, I guess.

Does anyone have a good quiche recipe?

Cicero · 11-15-2009, 01:25 AM

Wussy Boy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fFvy3O-WU0

11-14-2009, 11:00 PM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Are you a Real Man? Are you a real man? 1. Belching is... a. an embarrassing necessity b. a perfectly acceptable bodily function C. witty conversation. 2. Passionate sex on the kitchen table is... a. something you would not ask your wife/girlfriend to do b. something you would ask your wife/girlfriend to do c. something you would not tell your wife/girlfriend about. 3. Football (any code) is... a. atavistic macho competitive violence and I hate it b. a form of entertainment c. atavistic macho competitive violence and I love it (what does atavistic mean?). 4. You clean your dinner plates ... a. after using them b. before using them c. by using them. 5. Socks and underwear should be changed ... a. daily b. as needed c. every 5,000 miles. If you answered mostly a, b, or c, then you are a total pussy because real men don't take quizzes on the internet, and if they did they would not be constrained by multiple choice options. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-15-2009, 12:44 AM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Well, I get two as and three bs, which is double proof, I guess. Does anyone have a good quiche recipe? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-15-2009, 01:25 AM	#4
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Wussy Boy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fFvy3O-WU0 __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-15-2009, 12:31 AM	#2
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	Not much room for comment there, then.

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