Former President, G.W. Bush Addresses Brownie Troop

SamIam · 12-09-2009, 10:49 AM

So far, the policy outlines look very much like what the Fascist/Republican plan was. Mussolini has sent a message from beyond the grave congratulating Bush on his firm grasp of principle. The former president even managed to hold his copy of Liberty or Equality right side up. This bizarre book by Kuehnelt-Leddihn was written at the end of WWII and is a polemic extolling the virtues of Monarchy.

Say, wait! Didn’t we address this issue more than 200 years ago?

Bush also repeated his views on nuclear control and disarmament. Not much new, no surprises, except that the Brownies were ordered to duck and cover under their seats.

The former president also ordered that all tyrants would be sumarily executed, beginning with the Brownie troop leader who some Brownies accused of being too mean.

Bush went on to re-assure the Brownies that they would not be sent to foreign lands. “Unlike powers of old, we have not sought world domination,” he stated. One Brownie raised her little hand and said, ”What about the 725 foreign bases with a value of $188 billion. I might add that this figure is prior to 9/11. What with the Patriot Act and all, we know even less of the inner working of our country.”

“Might makes right,” snarled GW. “Off with her head!”

“Sir, wasn’t that the wrong revolution?” whispered a presidential aide.

“Who cares? They’re all the same in the long run. Fascists are communists and communists fascist. The only way out is monarchy. You may kiss my ring.

Note: I know that none of you will understand this because you have not reached my supreme level in intelligence. I have read the entire Bobbsy Twin series through twice and once I read an eye chart in my doctor’s office.

Oh, and I transposed this whole speech while feeding the fascists I keep chained in the back yard.

You may now kiss my toe.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-09-2009, 10:53 AM

What she said.

Cicero · 12-09-2009, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SamIam

I have read the entire Bobbsy Twin series through twice and once I read an eye chart in my doctor’s office.

I bow to your supreme intellect. I am still working on Nancy Drew!

Also working on the "facist" agenda over here...

"Facism" is a highly destructive platform to work from. I have a gaggle of "facists" in my back yard...I chain them up but they are there voluntarily anyway.

On second thought, this gives me an idea: I should write Bush a letter about misunderestimating the facist agenda. Perhaps I can earn his support!

I'm silly, I know....

TheMercenary · 12-09-2009, 07:29 PM

Did he read a photoshoped upside down book to them?

SamIam · 12-09-2009, 08:26 PM

Actually, UG helped him with that part. It is my undertanding that UG once read Pilgrim's Progress and has mastered the art of reading right side up. Rumor has it that UG wil be on the presidential ticket with Sarah Palin and GW will be tapped for secretary of denfense.

TheMercenary · 12-09-2009, 08:27 PM

UGGGGGggggggggggggggg..

SamIam · 12-09-2009, 08:35 PM

He's sort of cute, though. Who else around here has advocated going back to a monarchy?

spudcon · 12-09-2009, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SamIam

He's sort of cute, though. Who else around here has advocated going back to a monarchy?

B.O.

12-09-2009, 10:49 AM	#1
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Former President, G.W. Bush Addresses Brownie Troop So far, the policy outlines look very much like what the Fascist/Republican plan was. Mussolini has sent a message from beyond the grave congratulating Bush on his firm grasp of principle. The former president even managed to hold his copy of Liberty or Equality right side up. This bizarre book by Kuehnelt-Leddihn was written at the end of WWII and is a polemic extolling the virtues of Monarchy. Say, wait! Didn’t we address this issue more than 200 years ago? Bush also repeated his views on nuclear control and disarmament. Not much new, no surprises, except that the Brownies were ordered to duck and cover under their seats. The former president also ordered that all tyrants would be sumarily executed, beginning with the Brownie troop leader who some Brownies accused of being too mean. Bush went on to re-assure the Brownies that they would not be sent to foreign lands. “Unlike powers of old, we have not sought world domination,” he stated. One Brownie raised her little hand and said, ”What about the 725 foreign bases with a value of $188 billion. I might add that this figure is prior to 9/11. What with the Patriot Act and all, we know even less of the inner working of our country.” “Might makes right,” snarled GW. “Off with her head!” “Sir, wasn’t that the wrong revolution?” whispered a presidential aide. “Who cares? They’re all the same in the long run. Fascists are communists and communists fascist. The only way out is monarchy. You may kiss my ring. Note: I know that none of you will understand this because you have not reached my supreme level in intelligence. I have read the entire Bobbsy Twin series through twice and once I read an eye chart in my doctor’s office. Oh, and I transposed this whole speech while feeding the fascists I keep chained in the back yard. You may now kiss my toe. Last edited by SamIam; 12-09-2009 at 10:57 AM.

12-09-2009, 10:53 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	UG Addresses Brownie Troop What she said. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-09-2009, 07:29 PM	#4
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Did he read a photoshoped upside down book to them? __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

12-09-2009, 08:27 PM	#6
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	UGGGGGggggggggggggggg.. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

12-09-2009, 08:26 PM	#5
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Actually, UG helped him with that part. It is my undertanding that UG once read Pilgrim's Progress and has mastered the art of reading right side up. Rumor has it that UG wil be on the presidential ticket with Sarah Palin and GW will be tapped for secretary of denfense.

12-09-2009, 08:35 PM	#7
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	He's sort of cute, though. Who else around here has advocated going back to a monarchy?

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