May 14, 2010: Crow's 'Peckers

xoxoxoBruce · 05-14-2010, 12:01 AM

Crow is an online cartoonist with the ongoing Nicky510 series, and the Chuckle-A-Duck pages.
In addition to the cartoons, Crow also blogs. This entry was about a family of Nuttall's woodpeckers.

Mom 'Pecker bringing home the bacon...

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Here's a momma Nuttall's woodpecker with a beakful of absolutely scrumptious bugs. Mmmm, mm! Just look at those long dangly legs. And the candy corn yellow guy on the end looks especially tempting, doesn't he?

But take a second to notice their eyes. Junior has his lids nicely closed to protect them from the scratchy bark. But what about mom? Notice that her lids are actually still open (they don't close top to bottom but more sideways).

In Crow's next entry, one of the pictures has Pop 'Pecker cleaning out baby poop...

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Whew, had to climb all the way in. And, coming out, dad's got a poopy surprise. Because, think about it. If the poop was allowed to pile up in there it'd be pretty rank pretty quickly. So, not only do mom and dad bring food in, the also bring the result out.

I warned Crow you people might eat his family of Woodpeckers, and his reply was...

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Well, if they're interested, I actually baked 'em in a pie ...

ZenGum · 05-14-2010, 01:35 AM

He uses woodpeckers in a blackbird recipe??

xoxoxoBruce · 05-14-2010, 03:28 AM

Don't be racist.

Sheldonrs · 05-14-2010, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Don't be racist.

It's not racist. It's part of the 2010 census. You see, we're:

xoxoxoBruce · 05-14-2010, 12:19 PM

No no, diversity is the new black. The recipe must be inclusive, encompassing all birds... except snowbirds, 'cause they're just too old and tough.

Gravdigr · 05-14-2010, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

...one of the pictures has Pop 'Pecker cleaning out baby poop...

Pop has baby poop on his pecker.

HungLikeJesus · 05-15-2010, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

He uses woodpeckers in a blackbird recipe??

Didn't George Washington have a wood pecker?

xoxoxoBruce · 05-15-2010, 10:45 PM

Nah, that was wooden choppers.

05-14-2010, 01:35 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	He uses woodpeckers in a blackbird recipe?? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-14-2010, 03:28 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Don't be racist. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-14-2010, 12:19 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No no, diversity is the new black. The recipe must be inclusive, encompassing all birds... except snowbirds, 'cause they're just too old and tough. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-15-2010, 10:45 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nah, that was wooden choppers. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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