This is just too F'in funny!

plthijinx · 06-03-2010, 07:24 PM

OMFG! TOO F'IN HILARIOUS!! we were followed back from McAllen Tx today by homeland security in our airplane!! they thought we were hauling drugs!!! lmao!! we landed at pearland to drop me off and two galveston county sheriffs were on the ground waiting. well bobby took off and i drove past them. they didn't stop me. apparently the chase plane landed after bobby took back off. they intercepted him on the taxiways at hooks airport in north houston and searched the plane!! too f'in hilarious. me? drugs? really? BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! oh, we had flown to McAllen to pick up a computer board for bobby's ZR-1 corvette air conditioner.

squirell nutkin · 06-03-2010, 08:56 PM

Good to see my tax dollars are hardly working, I mean hard at work...
At least there was some entertainment value.

Nirvana · 06-03-2010, 09:48 PM

shouldn't this be in the Humor thread?

JK

Clodfobble · 06-03-2010, 10:16 PM

Good to see you around, plthijinx! Glad they didn't see the need to cavity search anyone...

Griff · 06-04-2010, 05:29 AM

If you worked for homeland security and just wanted to make it to the weekend who would you pursue?

morethanpretty · 06-04-2010, 06:56 AM

Gov't planes (don't remember who) used to fly low over my parents' home sometimes trying to see if they were growing drugs in the big greenhouse they owned until the tornado tore it up.

ZenGum · 06-04-2010, 07:20 AM

... but there's just one F in funny.

Shawnee123 · 06-04-2010, 07:21 AM

But there are 3 F's in fluffy.

HungLikeJesus · 06-04-2010, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

Gov't planes (don't remember who) used to fly low over my parents' home sometimes trying to see if they were growing drugs in the big greenhouse they owned until the tornado tore it up.

That was a government tornado.

squirell nutkin · 06-04-2010, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

But there are 3 F's in fluffy.

I had a cousin who called me fluffy. Once.

Shawnee123 · 06-04-2010, 09:54 AM

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plthijinx · 06-04-2010, 10:25 AM

more coffee shawnee? I've been around lurking. just don't post very often anymore. but yesterday? omg had to write about that one! and yeah, what better way to spend your friday afternoon dodging thunderstorms and doing your best keystone cops imitation! i mean really those guys had no clue as what to do when i was dropped off at my airport and bobby took back off.....

plthijinx · 06-04-2010, 10:37 AM

oh and yeah maybe this should have gone in the humor thread or the "what not to do on an airplane" (with an airplane) thread.

one ironic thing was that i passed right over the vacation resort i was at last week a year ago

Spexxvet · 06-04-2010, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

... i mean really those guys had no clue as what to do when i was dropped off at my airport and bobby took back off.....

Lucky it wasn't Arizona. They'd have to check to make sure you're legal.

plthijinx · 06-04-2010, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Lucky it wasn't Arizona. They'd have to check to make sure you're legal.

and with the tan i have right now i'm darker than some of my hispanic friends!

06-03-2010, 07:24 PM	#1
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	This is just too F'in funny! OMFG! TOO F'IN HILARIOUS!! we were followed back from McAllen Tx today by homeland security in our airplane!! they thought we were hauling drugs!!! lmao!! we landed at pearland to drop me off and two galveston county sheriffs were on the ground waiting. well bobby took off and i drove past them. they didn't stop me. apparently the chase plane landed after bobby took back off. they intercepted him on the taxiways at hooks airport in north houston and searched the plane!! too f'in hilarious. me? drugs? really? BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! oh, we had flown to McAllen to pick up a computer board for bobby's ZR-1 corvette air conditioner. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

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06-04-2010, 05:29 AM	#5
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06-04-2010, 06:56 AM	#6
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Gov't planes (don't remember who) used to fly low over my parents' home sometimes trying to see if they were growing drugs in the big greenhouse they owned until the tornado tore it up. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

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Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	But there are 3 F's in fluffy. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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06-04-2010, 10:25 AM	#12
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	more coffee shawnee? I've been around lurking. just don't post very often anymore. but yesterday? omg had to write about that one! and yeah, what better way to spend your friday afternoon dodging thunderstorms and doing your best keystone cops imitation! i mean really those guys had no clue as what to do when i was dropped off at my airport and bobby took back off..... __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

06-04-2010, 10:37 AM	#13
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	oh and yeah maybe this should have gone in the humor thread or the "what not to do on an airplane" (with an airplane) thread. one ironic thing was that i passed right over the vacation resort i was at last week a year ago __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

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