What did I do?

Gravdigr · 01-23-2011, 03:07 PM

Last evening I did something I've never done before. It had never even occurred to me.

Here are your clues:

Baby and I were watching TV on the couch.
I was lying on one end of the couch, she was lying on the other.
We were (more or less) fully clothed, shoes off.
Alcohol was present.
It was not SFW.
You may never look at a certain Monty Python icon the same way ever again. I won't.

What did I do?

zippyt · 01-23-2011, 03:24 PM

Gravdigr · 01-24-2011, 01:29 AM

No fish were harmed in the making of 'What did I Do?'

Sundae · 01-24-2011, 06:34 AM

I'm thinking, given that you specifically mention shoes off, that you stimulated her with your foot.

monster · 01-24-2011, 08:44 AM

dead parrot. all the way.

Undertoad · 01-24-2011, 10:15 AM

oh dear

Spexxvet · 01-24-2011, 11:52 AM

You washed her feet with Jack Daniel's, then licked them clean. Just a guess.

Gravdigr · 01-25-2011, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I'm thinking, given that you specifically mention shoes off, that you stimulated her with your foot.

Dingding! Big toe. And, not stimulated, satisfied!! For the moment, anyway...

But I did wear a sock, safe sex and all that.

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Originally Posted by monster

dead parrot. all the way.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

You washed her feet with Jack Daniel's, then licked them clean. Just a guess.

Oh hell no. No licky feet.

plthijinx · 01-25-2011, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Oh hell no. No licky feet.

gad damn beer screen! i shoulda known better!

Gravdigr · 01-26-2011, 02:45 AM

You gotta quit drinkin and Cellarin...

plthijinx · 02-15-2011, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

You gotta quit drinkin and Cellarin...

will never happen. and i can post pics to prove it.

01-23-2011, 03:07 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	What did I do? Last evening I did something I've never done before. It had never even occurred to me. Here are your clues: Baby and I were watching TV on the couch. I was lying on one end of the couch, she was lying on the other. We were (more or less) fully clothed, shoes off. Alcohol was present. It was not SFW. You may never look at a certain Monty Python icon the same way ever again. I won't. What did I do? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-23-2011, 03:24 PM	#2
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	__________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-24-2011, 01:29 AM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	No fish were harmed in the making of 'What did I Do?' __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-24-2011, 06:34 AM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'm thinking, given that you specifically mention shoes off, that you stimulated her with your foot. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-24-2011, 08:44 AM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	dead parrot. all the way. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-24-2011, 10:15 AM	#6
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	oh dear

01-24-2011, 11:52 AM	#7
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	You washed her feet with Jack Daniel's, then licked them clean. Just a guess. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

01-26-2011, 02:45 AM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	You gotta quit drinkin and Cellarin... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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