Fancy Cake

xoxoxoBruce · 06-21-2017, 12:48 AM

This guy ordered a "Geode Cake" to be delivered during his wife's birthday party. This picture was posted on Imgur and most of the comments were highly critical to put it nicely. Things like, 'it looks like he fucked it', a lot of vaginal references, 'it's ugly', 'I wouldn't eat that', and 'get your money back"

I have a feeling most of these people don't know what Geode is or looks like.

Griff · 06-21-2017, 06:05 AM

Pretty impressive.

Pamela · 06-23-2017, 12:16 PM

Can one order one of those custom? I thought a geode was just a naturally occurring crystal formation? Did I miss a geology lesson?

Happy Monkey · 06-23-2017, 02:08 PM

A geode cake is a cake with rock sugar crystals inside, so it looks like a geode.

But "mottled red and pink" may not be the ideal color choice.

lumberjim · 06-23-2017, 10:28 PM

Yah, amethyst would have been less cunty

xoxoxoBruce · 06-23-2017, 11:06 PM

Well, it was for a woman's birthday.

Iggy · 06-29-2017, 12:18 PM

The color choice was quite unfortunate. I've also seen most geode cakes with plain white frosting/fondant for the cake itself and the only color is the where the geode is. I would hope people avoid reds and pinks for this reason.

Here's a nice purple geode cake:
https://youtu.be/wJdZa2Py9iw

xoxoxoBruce · 06-29-2017, 03:15 PM

Oooh that's pretty. I wonder if on the cake I posted they were trying to replicate a certain type of stone?

Iggy · 06-29-2017, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Oooh that's pretty. I wonder if on the cake I posted they were trying to replicate a certain type of stone?

Possibly... maybe garnet or ruby or rose quartz. I think it more likely that the clients that ordered the cake said "ooo red and pink! That'll look awesome!" and the poor baker had to follow the order. Could have been a miscommunication. Could have been the people that ordered it got exactly what they asked for and they just didn't have the imagination (or perversion) to realize it would look like sloppy lady bits. I kinda hope it was the clients that asked for it not realizing it would look that bad... At least then they could mainly blame themselves. Though I would have thought the baker would have pointed out how it might appear. When done right, geode cakes can look quite striking.

06-21-2017, 12:48 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Fancy Cake This guy ordered a "Geode Cake" to be delivered during his wife's birthday party. This picture was posted on Imgur and most of the comments were highly critical to put it nicely. Things like, 'it looks like he fucked it', a lot of vaginal references, 'it's ugly', 'I wouldn't eat that', and 'get your money back" I have a feeling most of these people don't know what Geode is or looks like. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-21-2017, 06:05 AM	#2
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Pretty impressive. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-23-2017, 02:08 PM	#4
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	A geode cake is a cake with rock sugar crystals inside, so it looks like a geode. But "mottled red and pink" may not be the ideal color choice. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

06-23-2017, 10:28 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Yah, amethyst would have been less cunty __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-23-2017, 11:06 PM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Well, it was for a woman's birthday. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-23-2017, 12:16 PM	#3
Pamela Deplorable Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 767	Can one order one of those custom? I thought a geode was just a naturally occurring crystal formation? Did I miss a geology lesson?

06-29-2017, 12:18 PM	#7
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	The color choice was quite unfortunate. I've also seen most geode cakes with plain white frosting/fondant for the cake itself and the only color is the where the geode is. I would hope people avoid reds and pinks for this reason. Here's a nice purple geode cake: https://youtu.be/wJdZa2Py9iw __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

06-29-2017, 03:15 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Oooh that's pretty. I wonder if on the cake I posted they were trying to replicate a certain type of stone? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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