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Flint · 05-27-2011, 06:42 PM

Every time I get my car worked on, when I pick it up, the seat is ALL THE WAY back. Why? I am 6 feet tall, so I know that every car mechanic is not taller than me.

BigV · 05-27-2011, 07:25 PM

they're working on the crap under the dash above the pedals, where the diagnostic connector is, and likely other stuff, like the/a fuse panel. Plus, since it's all the way back, you can certainly get in. If it were anywhere else, there's a chance, however small, that you might not be able to get in.

footfootfoot · 05-27-2011, 07:45 PM

and they are fucking with his head

monster · 05-27-2011, 09:53 PM

Can you kill/preserve zombies with a zombledryer?

footfootfoot · 05-28-2011, 07:13 AM

Sort of. They don't actually die-you can re-animate them by adding water.

wolf · 05-28-2011, 08:21 AM

Messing about with the seat makes you THINK they've done something.

Personally, I hate it when the short, thin mechanic works on my car. I never think to check the seat setting before I try to get in. It can be quite comical.

Griff · 05-28-2011, 09:12 AM

They are having unprotected sex with prostitutes in your car.

DanaC · 05-28-2011, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

They are having unprotected sex with a giant whale penis in your car.

*blinks*

Griff · 05-28-2011, 09:17 AM

Ha!

SamIam · 05-28-2011, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

They are having unprotected sex with prostitutes in your car.

Will this cause the car to become a vehicle for the transmission of STD's?

footfootfoot · 05-28-2011, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SamIam

Will this cause the car to become a vehicle for the transmission of STD's?

Possibly, but it definitely passed its emissions test.

busterb · 05-28-2011, 07:49 PM

Last time I had my Honda detailed, the seat was under the steering wheel. And I'd already left the tip. My belly didn't fit.

Gravdigr · 05-29-2011, 11:26 AM

My next door neighbor is 6' 4" tall. He borrowed Popdigr's Grand Cherokee once, and I was fortunate enought to see him try to get in it. It was laugh out loud funny. I'm 5' 9" and have to put the seat all the way back, and recline the seat back to the first position from all the way up. Not a vehicle for tallies (you know, the opposite of shorties).

05-27-2011, 06:42 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Questions... Every time I get my car worked on, when I pick it up, the seat is ALL THE WAY back. Why? I am 6 feet tall, so I know that every car mechanic is not taller than me. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-27-2011, 07:25 PM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	they're working on the crap under the dash above the pedals, where the diagnostic connector is, and likely other stuff, like the/a fuse panel. Plus, since it's all the way back, you can certainly get in. If it were anywhere else, there's a chance, however small, that you might not be able to get in. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-27-2011, 07:45 PM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	and they are fucking with his head __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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05-28-2011, 07:13 AM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Sort of. They don't actually die-you can re-animate them by adding water. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-28-2011, 08:21 AM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Messing about with the seat makes you THINK they've done something. Personally, I hate it when the short, thin mechanic works on my car. I never think to check the seat setting before I try to get in. It can be quite comical. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-28-2011, 09:12 AM	#7
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	They are having unprotected sex with prostitutes in your car. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-28-2011, 09:17 AM	#9
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Ha! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-28-2011, 07:49 PM	#12
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Last time I had my Honda detailed, the seat was under the steering wheel. And I'd already left the tip. My belly didn't fit. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

05-29-2011, 11:26 AM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	My next door neighbor is 6' 4" tall. He borrowed Popdigr's Grand Cherokee once, and I was fortunate enought to see him try to get in it. It was laugh out loud funny. I'm 5' 9" and have to put the seat all the way back, and recline the seat back to the first position from all the way up. Not a vehicle for tallies (you know, the opposite of shorties). __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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