A mental problem and a physical problem

[anonymous]

I'm gonna preface this with a previously posted joke,.
A guy goes to see a psychiatrist and says, "I've got a mental problem and a physical problem."

The shrink says "fine, tell me the mental problem and then we'll tackle the physical one."

"My wife is insatiable, she's gotta have it all the time. I get up at 5:30 and we make love before I can even get a drink of water. Just as I'm about to leave for work, she makes me screw her on the kitchen table. She shows up at my office during my coffee break and we do it in the stationary closet, she hangs around until lunch and we do it again before I can eat lunch. When I get home from work she's there at the door, expecting it again before I have a chance to change, then again before dinner, once before bed and before I know it it's 5:30 in the morning and it is starting all over again.

I tell you doc, I don't know what to do."

"My god," the doc replies "That is awful. Well, what's your physical problem?"

The guy says "Every time I jerk off I get a wicked headache."


So Here's the TMI part of the post.

Since being on SSRIs for the past year my libido has disappeared, contributing to or detracting from it is also the "It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long" effect and presumably the whole lazy nuts thing as well. So fine, it was getting to be a bother being hot and bothered.

The thing I recently realized is the power of horniness at keeping attraction going. I mean if you kill the friendship with criticism and the lust is also destroyed there is really nothing left, right?

So after a year or so of being free of the rule of my dank and tufted regions I began to see more clearly what remained {} (zero, the empty set) of the relationship and I guess all in all the whole thing died of abuse and neglect.

Yeah, so the SSRIs weren't giving me the kick I needed so we added some buproprion into the mix and I felt much more greater and I also noticed a little twinkle of libido shimmering now and then. But I had already De-imprinted, if you will, and have {} attraction for her.

Then, I start taking the lazy nut medicine and I find myself waking up with morning wood! Ha! Who'd a thunk it? In addition I am being bothered by my old affliction again.

Horniness. I am at a loss. I really have no long term plan regarding that. It's a good news/bad news thing. But I think my brain is about to explode. Any advice apart from the really obvious advice?