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8˝" |
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1 | 33.33% |
9" |
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0 | 0% |
10" |
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0 | 0% |
11" |
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0 | 0% |
12" |
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0 | 0% |
Frighteningly large |
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2 | 66.67% |
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#1 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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How Well Hung are Dwellars?
Tell us how big infinty is.
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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why don't you have a "how small infinity is"?
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Blimey, you start large!
Biggest man I knew was 8 be 4. The Evil Ex. I'm ashamed at how long we were on-and-off. First time when we got back together he always made me bleed. I like a mouthful that doesn't make me gag.
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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I've said it before:
My problem is that I'm smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein.
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To shreds, you say?
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psst: it's a joke about men always bragging
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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your pole choices make me uncomfortable mr foot. I find the little tab at the end of the tape measure especially irritating to my rectum.
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Can't say, really, I always get giddy from blood shortages when my schlong gets to about 18 inches.
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King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
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Does the " in the poll by any chance denote some strange European system of measurement roughly converted against the US inch the same way the Italian Lira measures against the dollar?
Considering the subject matter, remember that European is pronounced "You're-O-pee'in" ![]()
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
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And LBJ , is Elllll BJ
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Why did I read that and think of Lumberjim?
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Subconsciously thinking 'bout Jim's 'lumber'?
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Slattern of the Swail
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Everyone is.
All the time! ![]()
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
Join Date: Jun 2008
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ya'll are just a bunch of dirty ol' pervs. tsk. tsk
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