Olympic Napping

footfootfoot · 03-05-2014, 10:48 AM

I come from a lineage of champion nappers. Yesterday I performed a difficult 30-15-15 flawlessly. At the first bell (standard egg timer set for full ring) I sat up, put on and removed my glasses, reset the timer for fifteen minutes, and got my heart rate down to napping parameters within a minute.
At the second bell I didn't even need to slow down my heart and reset the clock in five seconds.

At the final bell I was up and out on bed before the bell finished ringing.

Even those tight fisted East European judges couldn't hold back from full marks.

Share your napping challenges here.

03-05-2014, 10:48 AM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Olympic Napping I come from a lineage of champion nappers. Yesterday I performed a difficult 30-15-15 flawlessly. At the first bell (standard egg timer set for full ring) I sat up, put on and removed my glasses, reset the timer for fifteen minutes, and got my heart rate down to napping parameters within a minute. At the second bell I didn't even need to slow down my heart and reset the clock in five seconds. At the final bell I was up and out on bed before the bell finished ringing. Even those tight fisted East European judges couldn't hold back from full marks. Share your napping challenges here. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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