6/28/2004: Streaker at Blue Jays game

Undertoad · 06-28-2004, 02:44 PM

Not much to this one - it happened about a month ago at a Blue Jays game in Toronto. I thought it was interesting because of what the guy had to go to, to actually get to the field -- tricky manuever here.

I've never had the slightest interest in putting my naked body out there for no gain. You?

Clock Man · 06-28-2004, 02:59 PM

He doesn't seem to be puckerd to tight. Cool cucumber, no pun intended.

glatt · 06-28-2004, 03:06 PM

That's dedication.

I assume he didn't break a leg? No way could I drop from that high without hurting myself.

lookout123 · 06-28-2004, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by glatt
That's dedication.

I assume he didn't break a leg? No way could I drop from that high without hurting myself.

good thing he didn't fall. could you imagine that concrete rash?

Undertoad · 06-28-2004, 03:53 PM

I'm thinking he hung from the cement part to jump onto the top of the wall.

Now I'm thinking what would happen if his feel slipped at that moment, with one foot going in front of the wall and one foot going behind of the wall.

ladysycamore · 06-28-2004, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by Undertoad
I've never had the slightest interest in putting my naked body out there for no gain. You?

[ghetto]Haiiiil naw![/ghetto]

Even if I had the body of a lifetime, NO ONE would be seeing it except my doctors, my man and God! :p

Cyber Wolf · 06-28-2004, 04:43 PM

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Now I'm thinking what would happen if his feel slipped at that moment, with one foot going in front of the wall and one foot going behind of the wall.

If that happened, various parts of him would turn as blue as that wall.

lumberjim · 06-28-2004, 04:45 PM

where are all the female streakers?

it's always some guy with a red ass.

there was that blonde that would kiss the players.....she'd have been a good streaker.

Clodfobble · 06-28-2004, 06:00 PM

We had a girl streaker at my high school once. She got all the way across the football field and out the gate before the cops got to her. (I can't say for sure how much they were really focusing on catching her.)

Once they caught her though, they threw her down on the pavement pretty roughly and arrested her. There was a big student outrage over the fact that they'd been so "mean" to a girl.

lumberjim · 06-28-2004, 06:14 PM

yeah, i would probabaly have passed her, and then jogged backwards in front of her. what can i say? im a gentleman. i wouldnt want to see her fall and scuff a knee or anything

xoxoxoBruce · 06-28-2004, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by ladysycamore

Even if I had the body of a lifetime, NO ONE would be seeing it except my doctors, my man and God! :p

And Tom.

Torrere · 06-28-2004, 08:31 PM

The classic streaker story is that of Lady Godiva, who rode naked through the town of Coventry to protest her (second) husband's excessive taxes.

lumberjim · 06-28-2004, 10:35 PM

ah, the good old days.
wait a minute. what the hell am i thinking about.

i'm forgetting all about Mardi Gras, and Girls Gone Wild videos. I know there is no political statement made there, but who gives a shit, really? boobs is boobs.

Guess · 06-29-2004, 03:33 PM

wow look at those guys up there laughing at him
I wonder if they're cheering him on or telling him to get his ass off the field.

jojomonkeygirl · 06-30-2004, 08:22 AM

Are you sure he's jumping DOWN in the picture? Maybe he just pole- vaulted up there.

06-28-2004, 02:44 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	6/28/2004: Streaker at Blue Jays game Not much to this one - it happened about a month ago at a Blue Jays game in Toronto. I thought it was interesting because of what the guy had to go to, to actually get to the field -- tricky manuever here. I've never had the slightest interest in putting my naked body out there for no gain. You?

06-28-2004, 08:31 PM	#12
Torrere a real smartass Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kirkland, WA Posts: 1,121	The classic streaker story is that of Lady Godiva, who rode naked through the town of Coventry to protest her (second) husband's excessive taxes. Attached Images

06-28-2004, 10:35 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ah, the good old days. wait a minute. what the hell am i thinking about. i'm forgetting all about Mardi Gras, and Girls Gone Wild videos. I know there is no political statement made there, but who gives a shit, really? boobs is boobs. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-29-2004, 03:33 PM	#14
Guess What's my name? Guess Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 69	wow look at those guys up there laughing at him I wonder if they're cheering him on or telling him to get his ass off the field. __________________ "Earth laughs in flowers" ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

06-28-2004, 02:59 PM	#2
Clock Man Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5	He doesn't seem to be puckerd to tight. Cool cucumber, no pun intended.

06-28-2004, 03:06 PM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	That's dedication. I assume he didn't break a leg? No way could I drop from that high without hurting myself.

06-28-2004, 03:53 PM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I'm thinking he hung from the cement part to jump onto the top of the wall. Now I'm thinking what would happen if his feel slipped at that moment, with one foot going in front of the wall and one foot going behind of the wall.

06-28-2004, 04:45 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	where are all the female streakers? it's always some guy with a red ass. there was that blonde that would kiss the players.....she'd have been a good streaker.

06-28-2004, 06:00 PM	#9
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	We had a girl streaker at my high school once. She got all the way across the football field and out the gate before the cops got to her. (I can't say for sure how much they were really focusing on catching her.) Once they caught her though, they threw her down on the pavement pretty roughly and arrested her. There was a big student outrage over the fact that they'd been so "mean" to a girl.

06-28-2004, 06:14 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yeah, i would probabaly have passed her, and then jogged backwards in front of her. what can i say? im a gentleman. i wouldnt want to see her fall and scuff a knee or anything

06-30-2004, 08:22 AM	#15
jojomonkeygirl Vivacious Vivisectionist Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: NC Posts: 36	Are you sure he's jumping DOWN in the picture? Maybe he just pole- vaulted up there.

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