This can't be real

09-02-2006, 08:23 PM

Someone hit me in the head with a hammer.

9th Engineer · 09-02-2006, 10:22 PM

Someone check the water on Hollywood Bvd, I think there may be some sort of highly infectous parasite in there causing insanity and irrational behaviour. Either that or they really are that stupid, take your pick.

Happy Monkey · 09-03-2006, 09:24 AM

It's from the same artist who did the pregnant Britney statue. It's making fun of celebrity worship.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-03-2006, 09:36 AM

OK, it's fake, spoof, artist's interpretation of a bronzed baby poop. Oh hell, I'll post the picture for the people that can't/won't follow the link.

I doubt if the Crazies....er..uh...Cruises... have anything to do with this. Probably feel any press is good press, or they'd have their lawyers and hit men right on it. They're attention whores. The "artist" is too, as well as a con man.

Auctioning it off for charity is just to give the poor schmuck that buys it an out, when everyone laughs at him/her. I doubt if the place that paid a fortune for Jesus on toast would even touch this crap.(pun alert)

lumberjim · 09-03-2006, 10:36 AM

besides, baby shit looks like little golden nuggets for the first 3 or 4 months. you'd not get a poop like that until the kid was eating solid food. looks more like a dog turd.

09-03-2006, 07:27 PM

No kidding, looks like doberman, not baby.

Elspode · 09-03-2006, 10:57 PM

Looks like Goldfinger had the shit scared out of him when he was sucked out of that airplane window.

wolf · 09-04-2006, 09:19 AM

I was very, very disappointed when the Mythbusters busted that one.

headsplice · 09-05-2006, 12:02 PM

It was up for sale on eBay, but they removed it.

Happy Monkey · 09-05-2006, 01:27 PM

The next project.

Griff · 09-05-2006, 01:34 PM

I think we have a new art funding plan. Buy it or I'll sell it to the public.

09-02-2006, 08:23 PM	#1
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	This can't be real Someone hit me in the head with a hammer.

09-02-2006, 10:22 PM	#2
9th Engineer Bioengineer and aspiring lawer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 872	Someone check the water on Hollywood Bvd, I think there may be some sort of highly infectous parasite in there causing insanity and irrational behaviour. Either that or they really are that stupid, take your pick. __________________ The most valuable renewable resource is stupidity.

09-03-2006, 09:24 AM	#3
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	It's from the same artist who did the pregnant Britney statue. It's making fun of celebrity worship. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

09-03-2006, 09:36 AM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	OK, it's fake, spoof, artist's interpretation of a bronzed baby poop. Oh hell, I'll post the picture for the people that can't/won't follow the link. I doubt if the Crazies....er..uh...Cruises... have anything to do with this. Probably feel any press is good press, or they'd have their lawyers and hit men right on it. They're attention whores. The "artist" is too, as well as a con man. Auctioning it off for charity is just to give the poor schmuck that buys it an out, when everyone laughs at him/her. I doubt if the place that paid a fortune for Jesus on toast would even touch this crap.(pun alert) __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:50 PM.

09-03-2006, 10:36 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	besides, baby shit looks like little golden nuggets for the first 3 or 4 months. you'd not get a poop like that until the kid was eating solid food. looks more like a dog turd. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-03-2006, 07:27 PM	#6
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	No kidding, looks like doberman, not baby.

09-03-2006, 10:57 PM	#7
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Looks like Goldfinger had the shit scared out of him when he was sucked out of that airplane window. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-04-2006, 09:19 AM	#8
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I was very, very disappointed when the Mythbusters busted that one. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-05-2006, 12:02 PM	#9
headsplice Relaxed Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 676	It was up for sale on eBay, but they removed it. __________________ Don't Panic

09-05-2006, 01:27 PM	#10
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	The next project. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

09-05-2006, 01:34 PM	#11
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I think we have a new art funding plan. Buy it or I'll sell it to the public. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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