Job interviews

[Nothing But Net]

I know a lot of you are in flux with job situations these days. I'm pretty secure in my position at the time, but you never know. I'm about ready to move on after 14 years.

I haven't been on a job interview in a long time, but I do remember the frustration, humiliation, and heartache that goes along. There always comes that time when you know the job isn't going to be yours.

May I suggest some parting gifts for the hiring authority for when that happens?

CorpMoFo: We feel you may be overqualified for this position.
You: What if I had a partial lobotomy?

CorpMoFo: We really want someone with a college diploma.
You: Why, are you running out of toilet paper?

CorpMoFo: You failed the drug screen.
You: Sorry, man. It fell out of the pipe in the car.

You guys should know what to do.