a bad idea gone awry

breakingnews · 12-17-2004, 11:09 AM

Likely this has been posted already, but had to share again. What a dumbshit.

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SteveDallas · 12-17-2004, 11:26 AM

As opposed to, a bad idea with great results??

Undertoad · 12-17-2004, 11:33 AM

Where are all the threads with pictures of drunk people with fireworks in the ass that went right??? You never hear of the people who had that kind of fun and everything went well.

breakingnews · 12-17-2004, 01:06 PM

Well when you're in college, apparently you're invincible, so bad ideas often end with one person being slightly embarassed while everyone else is piss drunk and laughing their asses off. Like a video of my friend getting sprayed with mace for $20 - a bad idea, but one that ended up being one of the best clips (later incorporated into a movie for his film production major) circulated around campus.

Who's up for getting wasted and shooting bottle rockets out of your ears?

ladysycamore · 12-17-2004, 01:56 PM

THE HELL??????

glatt · 12-17-2004, 02:33 PM

I wasn't particularly stupid in college, but I probably did do a stupid thing or two. As I look at things like this my thoughts are usually along the lines of "there, but for the Grace of God, go I."

I imagine that he watched a few people before him do it unscathed, and so he agreed to do it. Then his "friend" wedges it in too close to his skin. The guy could't see behind him to see how close the bottle rocket was being placed next to his butt. If it was placed a little higher, he probably would have been OK, just like the 5 or 6 guys who went before him. He follows everyone's advice to clamp his cheeks together to hold the rocket in place, and then he can't understand why there is an intense searing pain coming from down there. He doesn't relax when he feels the pain, allowing the rocket to fly, instead, he involuntarily tightens up even more, clamping the rocket firmly in place until it burns out.

Poor stupid bastard. Alcohol has made me stupid in the past. It could have been me, 15-20 years ago, if I just let myself go a little bit further than I ever did.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-17-2004, 02:46 PM

That's no bottle rocket, that's the real deal and hopefully not "with report".

glatt · 12-17-2004, 02:52 PM

Now that you mention it, it IS pretty large.

lumberjim · 12-17-2004, 03:02 PM

far more embarrasing than the burns he suffered is the fact that this guy has a hairless girl butt.

breakingnews · 12-17-2004, 04:01 PM

Kinda scrawny, at that. But, uh, yeah, not that it makes a difference to me. Right. Um ...

zippyt · 12-17-2004, 06:43 PM

I was just thinking about this verry subject today .
Once when i was stationed in Iceland we went on this field trip ( Thanks LT Gellett!!!!!) to a glacher that ran down and into the artic ocean . Some body had smuggled a bottle of vodka on the bus , so some of us were WELL lubricated by the time we got there . We sat thru the presentation and slide show , then they let us stomp around on said glacher . Ye Haaaw , a big ass chunk of ice !!!! We drove 3 hours just to see ice ?!?!?!
Well there was this Killer slope with this cool little ramp that looked just perfect for slideing , and well 2-3 of us just HAD to give it a try .
BIG fun slideing and flying thru the air , the landing sucked however , did i mention that you landed in this pool of glacher runoff water , about the consistancy of a slurpy .
So there i was slideing down the ice , Flying thru the air , then SMACK into the glacher runoff slurry .
I climbed out and relized that I had no dry clothes to put on or any way to dry off !!!!!
That was the COLDEST I have EVER been in my life !!!!!

plthijinx · 12-17-2004, 07:04 PM

LMAO! you dumbass! although i'd of probably done it too!

Roosta · 12-17-2004, 07:31 PM

It looks like it was all going well until picture 3. Standing up made his butt clamp the rocket.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-18-2004, 03:25 PM

Even if he hadn't clamped it, those sticks will give you slivers galore, sliding through.

richlevy · 12-18-2004, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Where are all the threads with pictures of drunk people with fireworks in the ass that went right??? You never hear of the people who had that kind of fun and everything went well.

Does getting elected president of the US count? :p

Darn, now I'll have to cross-post to the George Bush lockbox.

BTW, if you fire off a rocket in your ass and fart at the same time, do you explode?

12-17-2004, 11:09 AM	#1
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	a bad idea gone awry Likely this has been posted already, but had to share again. What a dumbshit. <IMG SRC="http://www.supdogg.com/silvester1.jpg"><P> <IMG SRC="http://www.supdogg.com/silvester2.jpg"><P> <IMG SRC="http://www.supdogg.com/silvester3.jpg"><P> <IMG SRC="http://www.supdogg.com/silvester4.jpg"><P>

12-17-2004, 01:56 PM	#5
ladysycamore "I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me." Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: In Sycamore's boxers Posts: 1,341	THE HELL?????? __________________ "Freedom is not given. It is our right at birth. But there are some moments when it must be taken." ~Tagline from the movie "Amistad"~ "The Akan concept of Sankofa: In order to move forward we first have to take a step back. In other words, before we can be prepared for the future, we must comprehend the past." From "We Did It, They Hid It"

12-17-2004, 02:46 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's no bottle rocket, that's the real deal and hopefully not "with report". __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-17-2004, 03:02 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	far more embarrasing than the burns he suffered is the fact that this guy has a hairless girl butt. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-17-2004, 06:43 PM	#11
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I was just thinking about this verry subject today . Once when i was stationed in Iceland we went on this field trip ( Thanks LT Gellett!!!!!) to a glacher that ran down and into the artic ocean . Some body had smuggled a bottle of vodka on the bus , so some of us were WELL lubricated by the time we got there . We sat thru the presentation and slide show , then they let us stomp around on said glacher . Ye Haaaw , a big ass chunk of ice !!!! We drove 3 hours just to see ice ?!?!?! Well there was this Killer slope with this cool little ramp that looked just perfect for slideing , and well 2-3 of us just HAD to give it a try . BIG fun slideing and flying thru the air , the landing sucked however , did i mention that you landed in this pool of glacher runoff water , about the consistancy of a slurpy . So there i was slideing down the ice , Flying thru the air , then SMACK into the glacher runoff slurry . I climbed out and relized that I had no dry clothes to put on or any way to dry off !!!!! That was the COLDEST I have EVER been in my life !!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-17-2004, 11:26 AM	#2
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	As opposed to, a bad idea with great results??

12-17-2004, 11:33 AM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Where are all the threads with pictures of drunk people with fireworks in the ass that went right??? You never hear of the people who had that kind of fun and everything went well.

12-17-2004, 01:06 PM	#4
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	Well when you're in college, apparently you're invincible, so bad ideas often end with one person being slightly embarassed while everyone else is piss drunk and laughing their asses off. Like a video of my friend getting sprayed with mace for $20 - a bad idea, but one that ended up being one of the best clips (later incorporated into a movie for his film production major) circulated around campus. Who's up for getting wasted and shooting bottle rockets out of your ears?

12-17-2004, 02:33 PM	#6
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I wasn't particularly stupid in college, but I probably did do a stupid thing or two. As I look at things like this my thoughts are usually along the lines of "there, but for the Grace of God, go I." I imagine that he watched a few people before him do it unscathed, and so he agreed to do it. Then his "friend" wedges it in too close to his skin. The guy could't see behind him to see how close the bottle rocket was being placed next to his butt. If it was placed a little higher, he probably would have been OK, just like the 5 or 6 guys who went before him. He follows everyone's advice to clamp his cheeks together to hold the rocket in place, and then he can't understand why there is an intense searing pain coming from down there. He doesn't relax when he feels the pain, allowing the rocket to fly, instead, he involuntarily tightens up even more, clamping the rocket firmly in place until it burns out. Poor stupid bastard. Alcohol has made me stupid in the past. It could have been me, 15-20 years ago, if I just let myself go a little bit further than I ever did.

12-17-2004, 02:52 PM	#8
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Now that you mention it, it IS pretty large.

12-17-2004, 04:01 PM	#10
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	Kinda scrawny, at that. But, uh, yeah, not that it makes a difference to me. Right. Um ...

12-17-2004, 07:04 PM	#12
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	LMAO! you dumbass! although i'd of probably done it too! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

12-17-2004, 07:31 PM	#13
Roosta Nutter. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: England Posts: 221	It looks like it was all going well until picture 3. Standing up made his butt clamp the rocket. __________________ Back from the brink...

12-18-2004, 03:25 PM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Even if he hadn't clamped it, those sticks will give you slivers galore, sliding through. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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