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Old 07-02-2004, 11:19 AM   #1
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Old 07-02-2004, 11:20 AM   #2
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Old 07-02-2004, 11:21 AM   #3
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Old 07-02-2004, 01:34 PM   #4
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Old 07-02-2004, 01:37 PM   #5
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Old 07-02-2004, 01:37 PM   #6
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Old 07-02-2004, 01:39 PM   #7
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ted kennedy's head?
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Old 07-02-2004, 02:16 PM   #8
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Better a turd burgler than a turd gurgler.
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Old 07-02-2004, 04:35 PM   #9
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Turd Ferguson.
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Old 07-02-2004, 05:18 PM   #10
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What is this shit?
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Old 07-02-2004, 07:13 PM   #11
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ghost turd:

a turd that escapes down the tubes leaving you no proof that you actually just crapped.
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Old 07-02-2004, 07:15 PM   #12
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Old 07-02-2004, 09:02 PM   #13
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The "gambled and lost" turd:

Thinking it's just a fart, then finding out you were wrong in the worst possible way.
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I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 07-02-2004, 10:58 PM   #14
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You guys are just fucking gross
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Old 07-03-2004, 01:25 AM   #15
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The sideways turd: the one you think you just ejected in a crosswise position given the strain and effort involved.
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